Hello everyone! Sorry about the lack of news this past weekend. Now I’ll catch you up!

Sailormoon: Toei remains at a standstill with our petition. If you haven’t joined up yet, then PLEASE head on over to my post on How to save Sailormoon. It’s free, and you can get your friends in on it too! On a lighter note, Codename Sailor Earth has created all new Sailormoon anime clips from scratch on her new YouTube account here: http://www.youtube.com/CodenameSailorEarth

WWE: Eek. I’ll just skip ahead to the news bits.

SmackDown: Cherry beat the heck out of Maryse, making Deuce and Domino wish they had never left her. Teddy Long quit as Assistant GM of SmackDown, after a HUGE blowout with Vickie. Vickie had been asked to go to a WWE committee meeting, but refused, since she feels that Edge’s desires are far more important. Teddy went in her stead, returning with an ultimatum. Either wrestle in the main event or be fired. Vickie reluctantly chose to fight, but then Teddy informed her that the opponent would be the Undertaker! Vickie changed the match to a 6 on one handicap match, but when Chavo and Bam Neeley realized they were only Vickie’s pawns, they abandoned the team. ‘Taker made short work of “La Familia” but won via count out as Vickie and Edge ran away.

Judgement Day results:

1. John Cena Defeated John Bradshaw Layfield

2. Miz and Morrison cheat to beat Kane and C.M. Punk

3. H.B.K Shawn Michaels beats Chris Jericho using a roll-up. Non-title match.

4. Mickie James retains women’s title against Beth Phoenix and Melina

  ~ After Mickie’s match, Batista found Shawn backstage and informed him that he will keep his word, and that a beating for Shawn is in the near future.

5. Undertaker beats Edge via count out. Vickie then announced that due to WWE rules, no title can be won via DQ or count out. Therefore, SmackDown remains without a champion.

  ~  After this announcement, ‘Taker tombstoned Edge. The MVP came out after the carnage, upset that despite having held the US Title for over 10 months before Matt Hardy won it, MVP was left off the card. He challenged Matt to a match. Matt came out, but insisted that MVP should instead wrestle a different Hardy.

6. Jeff Hardy beats MVP silly.

7. Triple H retains title after beating Randy Orton in a steel cage match

RAW: William Regal is no longer Raw GM as a result of a loser leaves WWE match won by Ken Kennedy. Ken’s win was nothing short of miraculous, as Regal changed the rules mid-match to no-DQ. The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase made a surprise appearance Monday night, to discuss money matters with Vince McMahon. Teddy Long also made a short cameo, smiling at Regal after his loss. Aired Monday was a clip from a recent Jimmy Kimmel Live taping, where Rowdy Roddy Piper surprised Cousin Sal for his birthday. However, Santino Marella crashed the party, and even slapped Sal! Piper slapped Santino, then Sal decked Santino with birthday cake, prompting security to get Santino. In retaliation, Santino came out, dressed as Piper, and brought Sal out. Santino threatened Sal that if Sal did not apologize, he would face off with a cake. But Piper came into the ring, surprised Santino, then Sal whapped the cake into Santino’s face.

Santino then challenged Sal to a match and Piper agreed on Sal’s behalf.

     Also on the card: Beth Phoenix dessimated Maria, then as Beth was leaving, Melina ran at the speed of light with only one heel, as she used the other to beat Beth in the head! Beth eventually fought Melina off.

        Jeff Hardy may be injured as during a match with Umaga, Umaga tossed Jeff and Jeff ceased moving. A visably shaken Umaga looked on, as refs went to Jeff’s side.

Next PPV news: One Night Stand appears to be ruined from the get go.  First off, the ECW name has been dropped from the title. Second, 4  matches have been announced, NONE OF WHICH ARE ECW ALUMNI. Third, 3 of the four matches are tired, rehashed, no brains BORING do-overs that the fans are sick of! Here’s the current rundown:

1. Shawn Michaels vs. Batista

2. Jeff Hardy vs. Umaga… AGAIN?!?!?!

3. HHH vs. Randy Orton Last Man Standing Match for the WWE Raw Title… AGAIN?!?!?!

4. John Cena vs. JBL in a First Blood Match… AGAIN?!?!

The ONLY one I haven’t said AGAIN too, is the Batista/Shawn rematch because that might be interesting. However to get that spot, Batista had to take it away from Y2J … AN ECW ORIGINAL. Any ECW originals by the way are welcome to leave a comment.

TNA: Eeeesh. Short notes. Gail Kim injured after bout with Amazing Kong. Really now, why do they keep throwing Gail up against Kong? Anyway, Kurt Angle has invited Karen to come this week to Impact and apologize for Kurt having to apologize for his behavior because of Karen’s ‘tude over Kurt’s carrer/ego over his views on marriage because she’s self centered over the fact that they really need a divorce so they can live in peace. Yeah, I did just type that. Now for the good news.

BLACK MACHISMO AND SO CAL VAL TO MARRY!!

Wrestling’s cutest and sweetest couple agreed to marry after Jay’s match this past week. Awwww! It was so sweet. Jay had teamed with Sonjay Dutt, and after the win, Jay had called Val into the ring, got down on one knee and asked her to marry him. She tearfully said yes, but as the two embraced, Sonjay heeved jealously. Sonjay wants Val!! Oh yeah, bad news, the couple is set to marry at the next PPV.

NOOOOOO! MARRY AT A CHAPEL, RINGS AND WEDDINGS DON’T MIX!!!

Hello Kitty: The DDT promotion’s former champion is now Japan’s new tourism ambassodor! Check it out: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080519/ap_on_fe_st/japan_hello_kitty

Well that’s it for now. As always, stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

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