Hello everyone! How do ou like the new layout? Sanriotown put up three new backgrounds so I switched from tropical Hello Kitty to tasty Cinnomin Roll’s cafe. Now I’m hungry. Ha ha! Anyway Sailormoon and wrestling fans, this has been a shocking weekend for everyone, so let’s get to all of today’s Sailormoon and Wrestling news!

Retraction: Last week I reported that Jonathan “Coach” Coachman was leaving WWE for a new job with MSG network. However I’ve just been corrected Coach has NOT left WWE, he is simply taking on extra jobs. Sorry about that!

Sailormoon: A young lady just won a literary competition in which you write a letter to any author. The letter was adressed to Sailormoon creator Naoko Takeuchi, and deals with how this young lady was able to heal after reading about Chibiusa. The article is here: http://www.thedailycitizen.com/articles/2008/05/11/news/features/features03.txt#blogcomments

WWE: Judgement Day is this Sunday, but may dissapoint as the card is very minor. Headlining the card is HHH vs. Rand Orton in a steel cage… again. As of this writing, there are NO ECW title matches listed, unless one is announced on tonight’s ECW taping. Raw saw Lance Cade abandon Trevor Murdoch, despite a hard fought victory over Cryme Time. Cade socked Murdoch while the southern crooner was singing a victory song. Also, Rowdy Roddy Piper sat at ringside and watched Santino “kinda puffy” Marella and Carlito lose a title match to Bob Holly and Cody Rhodes. Afterwards, the Rowdy one recieved hugs from Holly and Rhodes. And not to be forgotten, Chris Jericho was forced to apologize to Shawn Michaels over saying Shawn’s injury was fake. However the moody HBK came out and admitted Y2J was right all along. The two bantered playfully back and forth, since Y2J was like “Uh-Uh! You’re INJURED Shawn” but Shawn proved Y2J was right when he kicked him in the chin. The two will square off this Sunday.

TNA: Kurt Angle was emergency pulled from this past Sunday’s Sacrifice PPV after it was discovered that Kurt has 3 cracked vertibrae. Kurt, whom has had long standing neck problems stemming from his 1996 Olympic win, has had surgery in the past to correct a broken neck. It is unknown how long Kurt wil be out. Jim Cornette then decided to award Kurt’s spot in the main event to whomever would win the Terror Dome match. Kaz would win the Terror Dome match, thus being one of the few TNA-ONLY competitors to gain a title shot in quite some time. (Samoa Joe is ROH, Scott Stiener is WCW-WWE, and Kurt and Christian are both WWE.) LAX FINALLY got the tag titles back after battling their way through 7 other teams. During the night, Booker T shocked the crowd by thwapping Christian and Rhyno after their match with a chair, thus making an official heel turn. Gail Kim has won ANOTHER title shot against Awesome Kong, but to the shegrin of the entire planet, Roxxi was shaved bald, proving that TNA seems to care more about the WWE-cast offs and the blonde harlets more than their female wrestlers. Also Samoa Joe ratains the TNA title, but had his shoulder injured during the bout against Kaz and Big Poppa Pump.

ROH: Mysteriously, Jay Briscoe returned the tag titles to ROH officials this weekend! The belts are now vacated, and the first shows of June will see a tournament to decide the new Tag Team Champions. Why Jay did this is unknown, but rohwrestling.com will have an update soon. Also, Jack Evans is taking a leave of ROH for a while to travel overseas, but promises to return. And on a high note, ROH crowds for this past weekend’s shows reached over 2000!! A HUGE SUCCESS!! And on an even higher note, the next Hammerstien Ballroom show in August will see Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley return again! YAY!! Sabin and Alex’s return to Chicago was well recieved as the two looked like they were at home with the Chicago ROH crowd. Also, it seems that love is in the air, as Delirious is trying to ask out his former student Daizee Hayze. But just as a new love is budding, an old flame is being fanned into wildfire (the “ow” kind) as Jimmy Jacobs recently released a new video on youtube, where he bothers Lacey at an Xsport Fitness club, threatening her with his spike. This incident is NOT endorsed by ROH, and has frightened Lacey away from attending shows, and has even scared AOTF members like crazy.

Mixed Media: To celebrate his long awaited return to the ring, The Ultimate Warrior has posted a brand new video page here: http://www.ultimatewarriortv.com/

Well that’s it for right now. As always stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

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