Hello everyone! I hope all you US fans had your taxes finished already. Today’s the due date!

WWE: Raw aired from London this week, and first I want to talk to you about the most shocking moment of the taping. During the night, Shawn Michaels came out to moan as usual about how rough he has it, and how he’s tired of always apologizing for his past. Flair’s music hit, but after several moments, Jericho came out! Y2J informed Shawn that although he feels Batista is taking the Flair incident a bit far, that he does agree with Batista that Shawn is thriving secretly off of his match at WM24. Some of Y2J’s comments include the following statements:

That Shawn thrives off of screwing certain people out of the WWE.

That Shawn probably was the main guy who gave Vince McMahon the idea to retire Flair.

That Shawn enjoyed screwing Bret.

That Shawn enjoyed kicking Marty Janetty, and then tossing him through a plate glass window over a decade ago.

That Shawn would probably do all of the above again, just for fun.

As Y2J begged the sulking Shawn to admit to all of the above, Shawn kicked Jericho at full force, close range with a sickening *BAM*. Shawn admitted to liking kicking Y2J, and pranced out of the ring, while Y2J clutched his jaw, checking to see if his teeth were all there. Jericho was later added to Shawn and Batista’s Backlash match as a special enforcer ref. Y2J would later win in an I.C. title match against Umaga, whom was called “You-Main-Ga” by playful London fans, since that’s what Regal calls him. Carlito and Santino became #1 contenders for Bob Holly and Cody Rhodes’ tag titles, after beating Paul London and Spanky, In an exausting surprise, Mickie James rolled up Beth Phoenix to win the Women’s Championship! After a commercial break, Mickie celebrated with Maria and Ashley, and forced a kiss onto Todd Grisham!! JTG beat Murdoch, which seems to have upset Lance Cade, Randy Orton beat Willaim Regal, after several botched moves, Paul Burchill was jobbed by Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and HHH was set to face off against JBL, but the match went to DQ, after Randy Orton got invoulved. JBL later hit Randy for this.

ROH: In the first contact since Friday, Austin Aries informed ROH officials that he is feeling much better, though it is unclear if he is truely healed enough for this week’s shows. The cards for the weekend are being updated, as Delirious will square off against Chris Hero in Chicago. Also, Pelle and Claudio will do battle with Brent Albright and Adam Pierce in a tag team match, Saturday! Also for Saturday, Nigel McGuiness will put his title on the line against Kevin Steen, and Kouta Ibushi will face off against El Generico.

That’s that for now. As always stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!

The Rasslinkitty