Hello everyone! Sorry about missing St. Patrick’s Day, I was busy trying to sort out all of the wrestling news! There’s a sighting for you Sailormoon fans too, let’s get to it!!
Sailormoon: If you get The N channel, tune in 2:00 pm central, 3:00 pm eastern, as they have brought back All That. Why is this important? Wait for the “Lost on the Island” skits, in the beginning of each island skit, is a short movie with the 6 inch Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mars dolls from BanDai floating in the water with cheap Nickelodeon clothes fastened over their fukus!! They appear for about a minute, so look closely! You can catch All That reruns for an hour on The N, so every other episode has the Sailor Senshi dolls!! This is the first time in TOO LONG we have had a consistent daily program slot for ANYTHING Sailormoon! And with The N’s new 90’s themed teen and adult blocks, could this be a new network for the Sailormoon anime?? (Or even the cruddy PGSM??) Leave a comment at the end of today’s blog!
WWE: Raw aired live St. Patrick’s Day to a packed, yet bored crowd. Y2J and Big Show were both set to face each other, after a confrontation ensued when Y2J made some unfriendly comments to Big Show’s face during the Highlight Reel, yet one small problem made this match come off as high powered, yet odd. Who do you root for? With both men taking the tweener side, it was too hard to tell heel from face as the two fan favorites butted heads later in the night. CM Punk beat Carlito with a Go To Sleep, when Carlito wasn’t paying attention. Despite the WWE.com skits, Carlito just didn’t seem that into the match. Bad booking has a way of doing that. Santino Marella bothered guest Snoop Dog in a short segment about BunnyMania. Umaga defeated Brian “Spanky” Kendrick and Paul London, after spiking London. During the match, both Spanky and London were heavily beaten up by Umaga, yet as the match drew to a close, Spanky shocked the crowd by deserting London. Was this because he needed immediate medical attention (as he WAS wincing in pain) or is there something else behind that 5′5 frame? Time will tell. Since Finlay was at the bedside of Hornswoggle, JBL decided to beat up another Irish wrestler for St Patty’s Day. Colin Delaney. JBL clothslined and smacked around Colin, until he couldn’t get up again. JBL got the win, while Colin lay there, twitching. Vince McMahon battled and lost to Ric Flair in a street fight match. Vince showed his age in the contest, as he was unable to subdue Flair or even set up a table quickly. Subway fanatic Jared was sitting ringside, and gave Jerry The King Lawler a sub, just in time for Canice Michelle and Maria to score a miracle win over Victoria and Jillian. Santino would then steal Jerry’s sub, after hitting him, and then Santino ran off with Jillian and Victoria. However, this wasn’t the worst of it, as after Raw’s broadcast, it was reported on WWE.com that Candice has once again managed to injure herself. There appears to be a major problem with her clavicle region, and her role in Wrestlemania is uncertain. It was also announced that tomorrow’s ECW taping will feature news on the next Hall of Fame inductee! Could this mean that he/she is a hardcore legend? We’ll see! Y2J got himself DQ’ed in his fight with Big Show, by using the IC title against Show. This was not a brainy move on his part, as Big Show returned the favor by punching Y2J in the face, as Y2J’s body was already in high speed motion, having just bounced off the ropes. Y2J may have a black eye, but that is uncertain at this time. His face was swelling though, and he had to be escorted away by a nearby ref. Celebrity Kim Kardashian was introduced as the hostess for Wrestlemania 24. (Like we needed one???) She snubbed Big Dick Johnson during his dance number, but wanted to invite the viewing audiance to this year’s event. As Triple H was the guest GM this week, he scheduled Randy Orton and John Cena in a 17 on 2 tag team match, with the stipulation that if Cena walked away, he forfiets his spot on the WM card, but if Orton walks, he loses his WM AND is stripped of the title. Randy tried in vain to get Cena to just lay down for the first guy, but Cena refused to back down. The match however was thrown out, when the ref got scared watching 6 of the Raw stars kicking the heck out of Randy. HHH then came out and pedigreed Randy and Cena.
TNA: Reports indicate that debuting at either the PPV or a house show, was none other than Brian Hebner, son of Earl, nephew of Dave. Brian was last seen on tv during a SmackDown episode, and is known for being a sloppy ref, but having a great skill at beatboxing.
ROH: Well, it’s official, Larry Sweeney is now THE most HATED man in ROH. Yep, ain’t no doubt about it baby! Larry has no want for leadership, booking or promoting, but he does have a thirst for the most underhanded, idiotic takeover ROH has EVER seen in it’s 6 years. So hostile, it makes CZW’s 2006 invasion seem harmless. (That hurt to type that.) Since it’s too much for me to stomach, check out what rohwrestling.com has on the matter:
March 17th: Larry Sweeney has started his hostile takeover of Ring Of Honor. Sweeney has made it clear that he isn’t after ROH management or ownership. Sweeney has sent word throughout the locker room that he is signing as many talents as he can to representation contracts. Sweeney then says he will lead these men to the top of ROH and increase their value. He will then sell them to Vince and make a profit for himself and for whoever signs with him. Will Sweeney lead ROH talent out of ROH? So far Adam Pearce, Brent Albright & Shane Hagadorn sold their souls to Sweeney as The Hangmen Three have dissolved into Sweet & Sour Inc. BJ Whitmer refused and as a result is out of ROH and off all upcoming shows after an attack. It is possible that last night was Whitmer’s final night in ROH. However, all is not coming up aces for Sweeney. SHIMMER Champion Sara Del Rey has taken a leave of absence from Sweet & Sour Inc. and several members of the ROH locker room have privately expressed disgust to Sweeney’s plan. This is going to be something to watch closely as Sweeney brings the business side and politics of sports to try to corrupt ROH.
Yes, you read that right. This is what happened to Matt Sydal!! Sydal was a top indie prospect whom everyone adores, when at a Chicago show, Sydal agreed to a deal with Sweet & Sour Inc. Nowadays he’s stuck in FCW~WWE’s new Florida territory, wondering why Vince and his cronies can’t be bothered to book the kid in a decent, NON-JOBBING tv match. WWE has taken enough of a toll on ROH, having whisked away CM Punk, Colt Cabana, Sydal and many others, only to have the boys injured or unbooked ON PURPOSE, so that they CAN’T wrestle for anyone else. Now this??? Larry needs to be stopped. Larry’s last known WWE tv spot was a few years ago, when he posed as Nick Hogan, in a Hogan don’t know best skit with Randy Orton. Larry’s lust for WWE could be satiated, if he were to sell himself next time, instead of actual talent. Speaking of invasions, Eddie Kingston barged in during Sunday’s ROH show, demanding Ruckus either stay with The Vulture Squad, and become his new enemy, or leave them behind and rejoin BLK OUT with fellow members Sabian and Robby Mireno. Ruckus was last in BLK OUT during his CZW tenure, but has within recent months began a transformation under the wings of Jack Evans and Julius Smokes. Ruckus has yet to decide where his loyalties are, as he was unaware there was any sort of problem between himself and BLK OUT, that would result in this bizzarre twist. Also Sunday night, Bushwacker Luke defeated Shane Hagadorn, Sara Del Ray defeated Kylie Pearce, Davey Richards defeated Dingo with a Kimura submission, Tyler Black defeated Delirious, Claudio Castagnoli and Go Shiozaki in a Four Way to earn a ROH title shot later that evening, to wit Tyler lost to Nigel McGuinness, Kevin Steen defeated Roderick Strong with a package piledriver, Ruckus and Jigsaw pulled off a miracle win against BJ Whitmer and Adam Pearce, The Briscoes defeated Joey Matthews & Jimmy Jacobs in a highly brutal No Rules match after a Spike Jay Driller, Brent Albright defeated Erick Stevens, afterwards was the incident with Sweeney, as when BJ refused Sweeney’s offer, BJ was laid out with a spike piledriver on a chair, resulting in an IMMIDIATE injury, and Bryan Danielson defeated Austin Aries.
Whew! That’s alot to take in. Now you know why it took me a day to sort through it all! That’s about all for right now. As always, stay clean and healthy, and read a good book when you can. Til next time!
The Rasslinkitty