Hello everyone! ^_^ Today was filled with all sorts of notes and news, so let’s get right to it!
Sailormoon: Talks are still going on between Geneon and Funimation. Meanwhile Toei Animation remains tight-lipped on ANYTHING to do with their best loved animes. Though nothing is set in stone, fans worldwide are still hoping that the 2007 merger between BanDai and Namco might still bear fruit for the Sailormoon future. Fans over Christmas break voiced their opinions, and everyone wants to see a new fighting or RPG game that would feature characters that are currently manga and artbook only. Sailor Cosmos, Kousagi, Diana Moon Fairy and Sailor Heavy Metal Papillion are just some of the few characters fans are craving should a new anime or game come about. (Listening Toei?? Onegai Onegai ONEGAI!!!)
WWE: Hornswoggle remains under extreme care in a medical facility, said to be near or in California. The youngest McMahon is said to be complaining of headaches and dizzy spells, and doctors fear more brain damage. And just as his condition worsens, he is joined by others on the too-quick-to-grow injury list, as Funaki is now out of action with a busted nose after a dark match against Vladmir Koslov. Koslov, who was featured briefly on WWE TV last year, hit the fan favorite Funaki hard enough that Funaki needed stitches to close his wound and may have also broken it. Rory of the Highlanders is recovering from major surgery for his pectoral muscle. Rory, who unwittingly scored his own fanbase with partner Robbie shortly after his RAW debut, will be out of action at least 6 months. Paul London, although already back on the main roster, is still nursing a damaged foot. Though he’s a trooper, calling London back so soon may be a HUGE mistake, as he’s not yet 100%. Good luck everyone! On a lighter note, OVW plans to go out with a dreamy sigh, as this week they welcomed back Nick “Eugene Bischoff” Dinsmore.
TNA: Today’s TNA news will have to be split in half. This will cut your reading time down, and make it easier to adjust to. Okay? Sorry for the trouble! Anyway, onto the main roster news. Samoa Joe, who has actually been more than kind to TNA’s demands since his debut, has made his decision on the contract ordeal. In lieu of asking for a title shot, or more money like most people would, Joe has stepped it up, telling Commisioner Jim Cornette that if he doesn’t OWN the Heavyweight title by the end of April’s Lockdown PPV, that he is WALKING. Could this mean his long dreamed of ROH return?? Stay tuned! Also, the team of Gail Kim and ODB is at a quick end, after the duo were outsmarted by the timid Roxxi Leveau, and the hardcore Jackie Moore. Gail and ODB are former OVW alumni, so this rivalry may have been a few years in the making. Curry Man and Shark Boy were once more cheated out of a win, when Devon gave Brother Ray (Buh-buh Dudley) a scale to knock them out with. This would have been a 2 on 2 match, had it not been for the fact that a new rule was called forth some time ago, now making it impossible for anyone over a specific weight limit to enter a contest against an X Division star. Can we say “Discrimination Lawsuit”? This storyline is unfair to heavy people, and now puts a limit on the X Division, ironic since they were about NO LIMITS PEOPLE!!! Also, Booker T was gyped out of an easy win over Kurt Angle, when Bobby Rude distracted him. Bobby’s antics backfired however, as Christian and Samoa Joe helped keep Kurt at bay while Booker T whomped on Bobby Rude. As Tomko came down to aid Kurt, Kevin Nash (feeling left out) grabbed a mic and told Kurt he’ll see him in the ring next week. Also Kaz was attacked ruthlessly by Black Reign (Dustin “Goldust” Runnels) and Rellik. (Johnny Stamboli)
TNA Jealosy: It’s easier to separate this sometimes.
AJ Styles took Karen on a Honeymoon Date, after she had a bitter arguement with Kurt over well, nothing really. AJ took Karen to Subway, a Gator pit and showed her his playful side, before giving her a peck on the cheek goodnight, and skipping alone to his hotel room. Before his goodnights, he did tell Karen that if she really was his wife …. legally … that he’d make her happy. Karen, still legally married to Kurt seems to be falling for her “spare” husband AJ. AJ of course kept her at a friendly distance, since he’s smart enough to know that bigamy is illegal in the US, and that Karen took a big risk when she didn’t stop the preacher in time last week. Also, Black Machismo (Jay Leathal) was honored by TNA for saving the X Division. After thanking Christopher Daniels (Curry Man), AJ, Jerry Lynn, Alex Shelly and Chris Sabin, and also thanking his best friend Sonjay Dutt, he then asked So Cal Val to the ring, got down on one knee and asked her for a date. She agreed gleefully, but this seems to have left Sonjay in a bad mood. Sonjay has had a crush on her since TNA began, but she has always had her eyes on Leathal. Could the former Major League Wrestling sensation be plotting a devious plot??
ROH: HUGE HAPPY NEWS!!!!
Just when things couldn’t get anymore exciting with the 6 year anniversary on Saturday, the heat rises with the HAPPY news of several returns!!! After nearly one year since their last ROH appearance, current TNA X Division stars Alex “Baby Bear” Shelly and Chris Sabin are set for apperances in the midwest this April! They’ve set their sights on a rematch with the Briscoe Bros. a match that will be FILLED with intensity. Also, after a brief sabatical as TNA’s Payton, Rain has resurfaced in FIP, leaving the YRR for the Age of The Fall with long time BFF Lacey. Speaking of whom, Lacey’s new rival Tammy “Sunny” Sytch is headed for ROH this Saturday! Sunny is a fan of ROH’s style, but the last time she came, she was greeted not so sweetly by the petite Lacey. Could Sunny’s visit spark a fire with Lacey? Time will tell. Also, Dave Prazak will no longer be managing in FIP. Dave lost his license to manage but will continue his colorful commentary. Saturday will see Ruckus and Jigsaw w/ Julius Smokes battle for the ROH Tag Team titles against Davey Richards and Rocky Romero. If the Vulture Squad members are unable to gain the belts, Julius has said that Jigsaw will unmask! :-O What shocking developments!! Also, Larry Sweeney has yet to announce a name for his new talk show. Aside from that, he says he has plans for Bobby Dempsey. The blonde locked high flyer has been picked on constantly by Larry Sweeney, Chris Hero and Tank Toland over his size, though he has lost quite a bit of weight. What plans could Larry have in store for Bobby, and could it be time for Bobby to break free of Sweet and Sour’s hold? Also, Bryan Danielson has been adding to his list of moves by adapting a more MMA themed style. The American Dragon is best known for his sneaky tricks and his old school style, but MMA is a far cry from honerable tactics. With more wretslers adapting this style, one can only hope that the injury list won’t double anytime soon….
Mixed Media: For those of you with DirecTV or who otherwise pick up Sports Time Ohio, rember that this weekend is another episode of PWO. Some tapings have been repeats, but on occasion, the low budget group features ROH stars Matt Cross aka M-Dogg 20 and The Irish Airbourne, and last year was treated to a rare match with Luna Vachon. They once had Honkey Tonk Man and Blue Meanie, and have a group of lesser known wrestlers, who wish to really shine.
Whew! That was alot to type out! Well remember to stay clean and healthy and read a good book when you can. Until next time!
The Rasslinkitty
























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