Coolness! The Uglies love snacks right? They love to eat so much that they have this contraption called Eaty Feed Speeder!

Strap your Ugly pal in it and load it with snacks. He will never have to raid the kitchen again since the snacks are there beside him with this gadget. All he has to do now is open his mouth.

Warning: Excessive use may promote laziness.

Prepare yourselves for more ugliness to arrive this 2008. From the pages of Ugly Guide, let me introduce to you the new Uglies: (from top left to right) Puglee, Ugly Ghost, Poe, Babo’s Bird, and Plunko.

January is almost over. We know what that means? Valentine’s day is near! @_@

A lot of us are just recovering from too much spending during the Christmas holidays and now another spending holiday is approaching…and fast! Noooo!

I think the Uglies know about Valentine’s day and they’re preparing for it. A flu mask for Valentine’s?!?! Hmm…V-day…virus day?

Jeero’s afraid of getting sick. Hehe. What about all the fancy chocolate out there? He’ll miss a lot if he keeps his mouth and nose hidden behind a flu mask.

Anyway, cool Uglies shirt. I think this is one item worth spending for during Valentine’s day. XD

Be careful when looking for things under the bed. You’ll never know if there are nasty creatures living underneath. Watch out for your fingers and always keep the lights turned on! When bedtime comes and you can’t sleep with the lights on, leave some food by the foot of the bed, that will make the creatures underneath happy.

Uglydog is the ultimate pet! He may look strange but he’s very loyal and will always stay by you. He looks up to you so be a good role model. His ultimate dream is to be just like you!

“He helps Jeero operate the rope tow and helps OX help himself to different types of snack foods.

He thinks you could use some help. Isn’t that sweet? Bowow? Uglydog is the ultimate pet too.

He won’t fetch the paper for you, but he’ll make your day feel like a front-page story!

Uglydog doesn’t really like to sit or fetch or roll over and all that stuff.

Beg? No thanks. What he really likes to do is stand on his tail and live out his big dream…to be just like you!!!

Except for the waking up early part.”

It’s Icebat once again! In Kaiju form! (Kaiju is a Japanese word that means “strange beast,” but often translated in English as “monster.”)

He’s the first Ugly Kaiju. Icebat is really cute in any form, color, or costume. XD

Hail to the true king!

King Bossy Bear!

Bow down to his wishes for everything sweet and nice.

Bring him to places fun and bright.

Long live the great blue bossy one!

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UMA! UMA! UMA! UMA! UMA! UMA! UMA! UMA! UMA! UMA! UMA! UMA!

UMA everywhere!

In Japan, creatures from Cryptozoology are called UMA. This picture was taken for a Japanese UFO magazine. According to the photographer, he was asked what the creatures are by a Family Mart guy and he answered that they are based on a true story then the Family Mart guy left…

More UMA!

UMA will invade your shelves and desks!

Mmmm…I’m suddenly craving for pizza.

Check this out! It’s a Wedgehead pizza. We all know that Wedgehead can stand on his head, but please don’t test it on this one or the delicious cheese will fall off. >.<

I wonder how the Uglies will react when they see this pizza. Will it be like eating their own kind?

Oh well, to them food is food and their reaction is bite!

Ehhh! First time Bossy Bear said that!

This is a sketch by David Horvath during SDCC 2007. If you have read the Bossy Bear picture book, you’ll be introduced to the Toothy Turtle.

During their first meeting in the book, Bossy Bear asked for the turtle’s balloon and he gave it. It was the first time for Bossy Bear that someone agreed to his demands. The turtle told Bossy Bear that he doesn’t have to be bossy. After a few moments of reflection he gave the turtle a crown to match his. The turtle wore it and said, “Let’s Go!”

Could this be a sequel to the story? Will there be more bossy adventures with our blue bossiness and the Toothy Turtle?

I will definitely be looking forward to that!