I like this Ugly Doll. Even if he’s not very intelligent, he’s very loving and supportive. Not very courageous but he will stay with you because you have to bring him along with you all the time.

“Babo will protect you. Having a bad day? Someone giving you a hard time? Babo’s got your back.

What Babo lacks in mind power, he makes up for in love. He’s everybody’s best friend.

He will stick with you to the end and when something scary happens, he will send you a nice greeting card from wherever it is he runs away to.

A very curious, mischievous creature, Babo may need some guidance and parenting, so make sure to bring him with you to as many places as possible.

Leaving him at home is fine, but please put all cookies and money on the highest shelf.”

Huhhhh~! Wage was surfing the internet and found this. He doesn’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing. Does it mean they’re going to increase the number of Wage, meaning there will be more of him? *gasp* Cloned Wage! O_O

Or will they make him bigger? Bigger than his six-feet tall version? Or shrink him back to Minimum Wage and increase his size again? That’s going to hurt! Oh boy…

Poor Wage, he is afraid of this news.  Please help him.

I sure would like to have this Ugly along with me every time I go to the grocery. He seems very nice and hard-working.

Wow! The perfect shopping companion. He will carry bags and boxes for you. But make sure you got some room in your cart, because he’s going to fill it up with his own snacks.

To big to bring along with you? There’s a Minimum Wage!

 ”Wage is a hard worker, just like you! He works at the local Super Mart and wears his apron to serve his customers best.

Does Super Mart know that Wage works there? Nope. But Wage doesn’t mind. He likes to put things in bags, especially snacks.

Wage is best friends with Babo, but there is always room for one more (you). The two of them can often be found on the sidewalk trying to make friends with fire hydrants, phone booths, and other lonely creatures. Wage hates for anyone to be lonely!

What’s with that look? Is Wage happy? Sure he is! He smiles on the inside. The next time you go grocery shopping remember to take Wage along on your adventures.”