NEWS FLASH!

Charity Venus leaves her bag in the toilet!

Charity Venus was happily (or rather, innocently) walking with Macky, Cherub and Pauline (YAY!), when suddenly Charity says that she forgot where she placed her bag. With Cherub and Charity gone off searching for Charity’s missing bag, Macky and Pauline were left with nothing to do. Hearing Charity’s remark before Charity and Cherub left to search, she said, “Maybe I left my bag in the toilet!” Pauline and Macky sprang to action. They looked in the girl’s washroom and tried to ignore the p**p that is inside the toilet. And…what a shocking surprise! Charity’s bag is there, sitting near the toilet!! And thus, returning Charity’s bag to its rightful owner, the mystery of Charity’s missing bag is solved!

Author’s Note:

Okay, okay, so Charity’s bag wasn’t really in the toilet. Macky and I explored our classroom for a while, and I saw a calculator on Jirah’s seat, and I started playing with it. Then Macky noticed Charity’s bag sitting at Jirah’s chair. Wow, even I didn’t notice it. Though we told Charity that we found it in the toilet. Okay…actually it was me who said that. The mystery is solved!

 Boy’s Washroom Becomes Girl’s!

It was a shocking surprise! Boy’s washroom becomes girl’s! Cherub was the witnesses. However, Charity was the guilty one of this crime. ”I actually found the women’s sign on the floor near the boy’s washroom, and I placed it on the boy’s washroom’s door! Too bad it kept falling though,” Charity confesses. “Kuya Albert even saw it!” Cherub adds, somewhat laughing. And even with the women’s sign falling over and over again, Charity continued to do her crime. She placed the women’s sign back again. However, it was backwards! Who knows when will Charity strike again? Officer Pauline and Officer Macky are busy tracking down Charity! Under by the codename: Banana Buttlington.

 Author’s Note:

Haha! Sorry, Charity! But you did say that you were the one who placed the women’s sign on the boy’s washroom. That makes you the suspect, then! It can’t be helped! Sorry! But all you people wo are reading this, the officer parts were just to make things interesting. HA!

Kuya Kelp’s (Kelvin) best friend is Macky’s bag!

It was shocking! Very, shocking! It was so shocking that Pauline and Macky, who were the witnesses, kept laughing so hard their stomach could have exploded. Kuya Kelvin (or whatever you spell his name or whatever his name is) makes a brand-new friend! His friend’s name? Brittish Knight. Pauline and Macky were happily talking to each other, while Kuya Kelp was busy confessing to Rocky. How shocking can it get?! Continuing on with the story, they reached Rocky’s home, and Rocky left, much to the disappointment of Kuya Kelp. Pauline and Macky continued to talk, when Pauline started whispering things to Macky, getting the attention of Kuya Kelp. He started whispering things to Macky’s bag, giving it a high-five, regardless that Brittish Knight doesn’t have any arms. Kuya Kelp then announced that Brittish Knight was his new friend. He kept whispering things to his friend, while Pauline and Macky went out of control and started laughing like crazy. Pauline then asked, “Where does Brittish Knight live?” but Kuya Kelp just simply answered that she’ll later find out. Upon reaching Kingsville, Macky’s subdivision, it was then that Macky and Pauline found out where Brittish Knight lives: Knight St.!!

Author’s Note:

Yep, what I wrote in here is TRUE. No kidding! I’m not joking here! I swear my stomach almost bursted. I’m laughing even more just thinking about it!

So, how did you like my little article? Am I destined to be a journalist or what? I had fun writing this! Everything here was true, but don’t mind the investigation stuff. (But Charity’s nickname is true! You know, Banana Buttlington? Andrea gave Charity that nickname. It’s from Dear Dumb Diary.) Anyway, I need to go now because I need some private time to laugh…

I just got home from school. It’s still pretty early, right? That’s because we have exams. And we get to go home early. It’s been a while since I haven’t written in my blog. I have a DS, and I’ve been VERY busy with it. And the Field Trip’s next week. But I don’t wanna go! No PSP and other things - just camera and cellphone. That means…NO DS?! NOOO!! Plus, I hate my cellphone! I wish I could just toss it out the window! (If you’re a cellphone lover, then don’t read this part!) Anyway, let’s focus on today’s blog entry. Okay, on our way home, Kuya Eric told us that everyone will be all together in the service. No 2nd trips, or 1st trips - ALL IN THE SERVICE. I had to sit at the back instead of the middle since the kids were sitting there. At first, I was alone with a little boy. Then Miguel came. He’s Andrea’s sister. It was three of us now. Then Danielle, a girl, came. Afterwards, it was Macaroni! (Macky) Just in case, she’s mariannebarot@mymelody.com. It was the four of us now. It was really cramped! Just when we thought it was all over, Andrea came! She had no more space to sit in. “Oh my gulay! Where am I supposed to sit?!” she cried. Kuya (I just call him Kuya. I don’t know what’s his name. He’s the one who gets our bags for us.  He’s the helper, and he always sits at the back.) told the others to move, so she could have space. Finally, Andrea sat, but the poor boy was standing up. We were telling him to just sit on either Andrea or Miguel’s lap. But he didn’t want to. I guess he’s quite shy. And the very WORSE part, Rocky came!! Now it’s SERIOUSLY tight in here.  And, we’re off!!

TOO BAD IT WAS REALLY TIGHT!!!

I was getting squished because Kuya had to join in. I wish we just left him behind. It was really the fault of Miguel, Andrea’s fat brother. He complains his space is small, but Macky, Kuya, and I were the ones who were suffocating! Sheesh! We made a lot of noise, complaining about the tight space and all. But Macky and I were just laughing. Andrea was begging me to show her the comic I made. It’s an anime that I made called Rolling Chibii. I just invented it last year, during the exams, too! Andrea was busy reading it, while the boy and Danielle were sneaking a peek as well. After that, Macky was the one who read it. Later, it was STILL noisy. But finally, Rocky and Danielle got off. But while heading to Danielle’s house, we left Kuya behind. You should have seen him run and catch up to us! Hahaha! I was saying, “Kuya’s making a run for it!” And of course, everyone who was at the back were keep on laughing. Then after that, everyone was still noisy, so I decided to make 10 Reasons why NOT to stay in the back! And tips! Before that, though, a while ago, in the classroom at school, Charity was fixing her shorts, and her skirt was up. The worse part was that Derrick and Thomas came!! I think they DID saw it! Poor Charity! (I was teasing her about it, since she IS my seatmate. Hahahaha) And after Recess, (before the shorts event) Cha accidentally knocked down Andrea’s Science notebook and got all wet, since it was raining and the ground was muddy and wet. Cha was keep on saying: “I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” Then I told Cha, “Give Andrea a nice, big hug, Cha!” And Andrea started hugging Charity madly. She always does that to me and Cha. I call her my sister, and she calls Charity…her sister too, I guess. Andrea likes to call me and Cha cute, babyish names.

Me - Cookie (Seriously?)

Charity (the victim) - Cuddly-poo, Donut (I call her Munchkin!) Oka-san (means mother in Japanese. Not so sure about the spelling) and other babyish names

Macky - Popcorn?! (Macaroni is the BEST name for her!!)

And, that’s that…but please don’t start calling me Cookie!

All right, before I say goodbye, there are 20 things you need to remember!!

10 Reasons Why NOT To Stay At the Back of the Service

# 1 It’s VERY cramped, and very little space!

# 2 High chances of getting your precious bag squished

# 3 Your shoes are going to get stepped on

# 4 Very high chances of YOU getting squished!

#5 Everyone fighting over the aircon

#6 Very noisy, aside from you laughing

#7 Your Kuya keeps on saying “Yay!”

#8 Someone’s fat brother complaining he has little space even though he’s the source of the problem

#9 Some guy spitting out saliva (the drool) in front of your Kuya

#10 You have a mad driver in your service

10 Useful Tips When Trapped In The Back of the Service

#1 If you’re thin, make sure you’re not beside someone who’s fat and is going to squish you (that means you, Charity!!)

#2 Stay away from someone who spits saliva!

#3 Beware of tiyanak and her tiyanak friends (Yes, that’s Alex! *Macky’s sister)

#4 If a fat guy asks for your snacks, say no and tell him: “You need a diet!”

#5 Beware of rulers that bite your arm

#6 As soon as the front gets a lot more space, quickly escape!

#7 Beware of fighting siblings (Andrea and Miguel, that means you two!)

#8 Beware of a wild pig, bear, boar, dog, or whatever creature as long as it’s wild. (Miguel, that’s you!)

#9 In case of SERIOUS emergencies, prepare a bike to escape with. If you don’t have one, then steal one! (Stealing’s bad, but you’re desperate!)

#10 NEVER, EVER STAY IN THE BACK! Or avoid fat persons or someone’s fat brother!

Maybe the whole school should be in Ned’s Classified School Survival Guide…

Translations:

Kuya - means older brother but can be used to address other guys as “Sir”

Gulay - vegetable (and is Andrea’s favorite catchphrase!)

Tiyanak - it’s a creature, which in Philippine mythology, imitates the form of a child. It usually takes the form of a newborn baby. Also known as a “Demon Child” or “Changeling”. Other say that the tiyanak was aborted, and it has returned from death to  seek revenge on the one who aborted it. (Information from Wikipedia. I know me, Macky, Andrea and Charity call Alex a tiyanak, but we don’t really mean it. It’s just to tease her a bit)

 I’m in my mom’s office right now, and even though there is Internet, I’m dying of boredom. Why? Because I usually play Pokemon games that I downloaded from www.4shared.com. (Entry “Pokemon Games and etc..”) I rarely play Pokemon Ranger now and the rest of my Pokemon games. I’m WAY too busy with Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. Those are the new ones. Pokemon Diamond is the only game I’m very far. But Pokemon Emerald is the ONLY! Yes, only game I’ve EVER finished. Okay, I admit using Cheats and all, but I managed to get it through without Cheats too. Okay…anyway, my mom said I can’t download games too much since this is not home, and this is not my computer. I download a No$ba emulator, and waited VERY, VERY long hours to download Pokemon Platinum (Japanese Version). And the results…It always says:

“Data could not be read. Please turn off the game and reinsert the game card.”

Something like that. ARGH! I can’t believe it!!! So I’m stuck using the Internet, which is pretty boring. Don’t get me wrong, I love the Internet, but it doesn’t have too much games. Anyway, I’ll try something to do, so I’ve gotta go now.

BYE!

I was REALLY bored, and while browsing my blog, I found my entry of the Siopao Brothers. OMG! I totally forgot I was supposed to write even more stories of them!! I really liked my idea of Sio and Pao, (because my love for siopaos must have inspired me) so I wanted to create the next chapter.

In the previous entry, the Siopao Brothers were stuck in a ship, and managed to survive the humans from being eaten. And while onboard, they met Hannah! And finally, they have arrived at Natatic Island! (Or was it a city?)

                        “Arrival at Natatic Island”

 ”I can smell the fresh air!” Sio cried. “You can’t smell anything, Sio. Since we’re siopaos and siopaos don’t have any noses to smell,” Pao replied. “Gee, you love to shatter dreams, don’t you?” Sio grumbled. “Anyway,” Hannah interrupted, “I can smell the fresh air, too, Sio.” “That’s great, but I just want to head to a city or something,” Sio quickly replied. “You change moods easily, Sio,” Hannah muttered. “That’s the kind of siopao Sio is!” Pao whispered back. “Also, Sio, there isn’t any city in here,” he added. Sio got startled. “WHAT?! There’s no city?!” Pao smirked. “Of course. Have you ever heard of an island that has a city in it?” he said. “He’s right, Sio,” said Hannah. “But there’s the Island of Mauritius and it has a couple of big houses in it!” Sio cried. “It’s called a town, not a city, Sio.” Hannah explained. “Plus cities have tall buildings.” While the three were so busy chatting and weren’t moving anywhere, people around Hannah began to wonder why was she talking with food.

“Why is that girl talking to siopaos?!” said one. “Young people often feel lonely, you know,” said a grandpa. “she’s probably making an imaginary friend.” “Makes sense, gramps,” replied another.

 ”Psst, hey, is it me or is people around us gossiping?” Pao whispered. Hannah looked around. “You’re RIGHT! We totally forgot we were in an island, not an All-You-Can-Chat-Island! ARGH!” Hannah screamed. She picked up Sio and Pao in her arms, and sped off while Sio asked, “What’s an All-You-Can-Chat-Island?” “It’s basically an island, Sio.” Pao said. Hannah ran at breakneck speed and arrived at a little town called Sandy Town. “Why is it called Sandy Town when there isn’t much sand?” Sio asked. “You ask way too much questions, Sio.” Pao told him. “Poor Hannah is tired from chatting with us.” But actually Hannah was very tired from running. They found the villagers very warming and welcomed them. They stayed at a little hut for FREE. Imagine that! “Wow! Staying at a house for free! How cool!” Sio squealed. “It’s called a hut, Sio,” Hannah corrected. “But there must be a catch. You don’t give away huts for free all the time,” Pao said with a cautious voice. “C’mon now, Pao! Don’t be stingy!” Sio told him in a cheery voice. “Stingy?!” Pao cried. “I’m not stingy! I’m only saying that staying in hats - I mean huts, or whatever you call them is weird!” “Now, now you two. Let’s just relax and head to the beach!” Hannah cried, clapping her hands. She slipped on her bathingsuit and raced for the beach (with Sio and Pao of course) and happily splashed in the water. Except for the Siopao Brothers, who can’t swim, stayed in the sand to build sandcastles and stuff. While playing for a long time, it began to get very hot. “It’s so hot! I want to take a shade in something!” Sio complained. “I must agree with you,” Pao said. They scanned the beach in some place not hot, and eventually found a tall sandcastle. “Look! A palace! Let’s stay inside!” Pao cried. “What if the owner doesn’t like strangers?” Sio said. “They won’t mind, Sio. It’s very hot and I’m sure the owner will understand.” Pao replied. “You’re right, Pao! Let’s go!” They headed inside the sandcastle and stayed there for a long time. Bu then suddenly, a man with his dog came walking by. The dog caught the scent of the Siopao Brothers and broke out of its leash. It charged for the sandcastle. OH NO! Sio and Pao!! Get out of the waaay!!!

The dog destroyed the sandcastle and Sio and Pao were sent tumbling. “The sun! It burns!” Sio cried. “What are you, a vampire?” Pao said. “No…” Sio replied slowly. The dog glared at them and began to chase them around. “Tex! Don’t steal other people’s food!” the dog’s owner cried. Then he looked at the sandcastle. “And you ruined someone’s castle!” The dog continued to chase them around and around, as the Siopao Brothers ran for their lives. “Being chased by a dog is a total NIGHTMARE!” Sio screamed. They ran and ran until Hannah spotted them. She scooped Sio and Pao in her arms and shooed the dog away. That was close!!

For the rest of the day, they spent at the beach, and after a few days, they left Natatic Island. “Yahoo! Natatic Island was fun! Where are we going next?” Sio asked. “Back home, Sio,” Hannah replied. “HUH? Our journey is over?!” Sio cried. Even Pao had to agree. “We have to visit father again. But I promise you’ll have lots of adventures back there!”

Meanwhile, with the villagers…….

“Did you see those white, fluffy things the girl brought with her?”

“Yes, I did. They were so adorable!”

“I agree. I let them stay in a hut for free!”

“Lucky you!”

0_o So that explains why the hut was free. Pao was right! Anyway, I hoped you liked the story. Pretty long, and they talked most of the time. But I was REALLY BORED. (Psst! I got braces! I have to admit, I look like a nerd.)

How cool! But the reason was, my mom said she’ll buy me toys up to 2, 000. So there. I wanna tell you everything, but I’m too lazy…Anyway, when I got home, I started playing with my toys and assembling the Dining Set was very, very, hard. And even though I’m 11 years old, I’m still pretty much a toy-lover. Ehehehe….

 If you’re all wondering where I got the games, visit:

www.4shared.com

And the Emulators:

www.emulator-zone.com

Emulators needed:

No$gba Emulator

 Visual Boy Advance

But, if you have a Gameboy Advance and Nintendo DS….don’t bother trying to download these anymore.

P.S, I couldn’t log in because there wasn’t any Internet. Plus, my cousin just made an account here yesterday!!

                         >>>>>>>kuromi_23@hellokitty.com <<<<<<<<

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I decided to visit an old website today after going to Horse Isle. It’s called www.horseland.com. I forgot my password so I made a new account. Then, I had second thoughts about my horse so I made a new account again. Then, I thought my user name was ugly, so I made yet another new account. Finally, I stayed with it. My horse is color blue, ( of course ) and my user name is Hazel Houston. You only get to choose user names, not make em. I registered in Horseland when I was on grade four. I used to love it, but then when I saw other websites, I didn’t play it anymore. There are some new changes in Horseland that you’re sure to like. I’m not gonna tell! You find out for yourself! So, I found a couple of Horse sites lately since somehow I love them. Thanks to My Little Pony, that is. Here are a couple of horse sites if you wanna check em out:

www.horseisle.com

www.ponystars.com

www.ponyisland.com

www.mylittlepony.com

www.bellasara.com

And of course, don’t forget Horseland! Hope you enjoy these sites!

Psst! I haven’t visited Ponystars and PonyIsland either! I registered there when I was grade four as well. But now, I don’t go there anymore. Oh yeah, PonyIsland has good graphics of ponies, but if you don’t have dollars, you won’t get to play anymore unless you pay. PayPal, that is. Those are expensive!! You only get to play it for a couple of days, then, you’re account has expired. If you don’t take care of your ponies then they will disappear. That’s why I don’t visit it anymore. But Ponystars is good!

I came here to tell you all about the adoptions. Puppie_luv was the first one to make adoptions, not me. I just did mine for fun. I never really expected it to be Editor’s Pick, either. Okay, now I want ya all to give the credit to Puppie_luv, not ME!! Got that??