GAH! I was planning on putting this “news report” earlier, but I fell asleep. Anyway, let’s go on with the report!
NEWS FLASH!
Charity Venus leaves her bag in the toilet!
Charity Venus was happily (or rather, innocently) walking with Macky, Cherub and Pauline (YAY!), when suddenly Charity says that she forgot where she placed her bag. With Cherub and Charity gone off searching for Charity’s missing bag, Macky and Pauline were left with nothing to do. Hearing Charity’s remark before Charity and Cherub left to search, she said, “Maybe I left my bag in the toilet!” Pauline and Macky sprang to action. They looked in the girl’s washroom and tried to ignore the p**p that is inside the toilet. And…what a shocking surprise! Charity’s bag is there, sitting near the toilet!! And thus, returning Charity’s bag to its rightful owner, the mystery of Charity’s missing bag is solved!
Author’s Note:
Okay, okay, so Charity’s bag wasn’t really in the toilet. Macky and I explored our classroom for a while, and I saw a calculator on Jirah’s seat, and I started playing with it. Then Macky noticed Charity’s bag sitting at Jirah’s chair. Wow, even I didn’t notice it. Though we told Charity that we found it in the toilet. Okay…actually it was me who said that. The mystery is solved!
Boy’s Washroom Becomes Girl’s!
It was a shocking surprise! Boy’s washroom becomes girl’s! Cherub was the witnesses. However, Charity was the guilty one of this crime. ”I actually found the women’s sign on the floor near the boy’s washroom, and I placed it on the boy’s washroom’s door! Too bad it kept falling though,” Charity confesses. “Kuya Albert even saw it!” Cherub adds, somewhat laughing. And even with the women’s sign falling over and over again, Charity continued to do her crime. She placed the women’s sign back again. However, it was backwards! Who knows when will Charity strike again? Officer Pauline and Officer Macky are busy tracking down Charity! Under by the codename: Banana Buttlington.
Author’s Note:
Haha! Sorry, Charity! But you did say that you were the one who placed the women’s sign on the boy’s washroom. That makes you the suspect, then! It can’t be helped! Sorry! But all you people wo are reading this, the officer parts were just to make things interesting. HA!
Kuya Kelp’s (Kelvin) best friend is Macky’s bag!
It was shocking! Very, shocking! It was so shocking that Pauline and Macky, who were the witnesses, kept laughing so hard their stomach could have exploded. Kuya Kelvin (or whatever you spell his name or whatever his name is) makes a brand-new friend! His friend’s name? Brittish Knight. Pauline and Macky were happily talking to each other, while Kuya Kelp was busy confessing to Rocky. How shocking can it get?! Continuing on with the story, they reached Rocky’s home, and Rocky left, much to the disappointment of Kuya Kelp. Pauline and Macky continued to talk, when Pauline started whispering things to Macky, getting the attention of Kuya Kelp. He started whispering things to Macky’s bag, giving it a high-five, regardless that Brittish Knight doesn’t have any arms. Kuya Kelp then announced that Brittish Knight was his new friend. He kept whispering things to his friend, while Pauline and Macky went out of control and started laughing like crazy. Pauline then asked, “Where does Brittish Knight live?” but Kuya Kelp just simply answered that she’ll later find out. Upon reaching Kingsville, Macky’s subdivision, it was then that Macky and Pauline found out where Brittish Knight lives: Knight St.!!
Author’s Note:
Yep, what I wrote in here is TRUE. No kidding! I’m not joking here! I swear my stomach almost bursted. I’m laughing even more just thinking about it!
So, how did you like my little article? Am I destined to be a journalist or what? I had fun writing this! Everything here was true, but don’t mind the investigation stuff. (But Charity’s nickname is true! You know, Banana Buttlington? Andrea gave Charity that nickname. It’s from Dear Dumb Diary.) Anyway, I need to go now because I need some private time to laugh…











