HAHA! This is regarding Jack Thompson’s statements on Fox News about the unfortunate NIU shooting. Whenever a shooting happens, I think Jack just has himself a mini-orgasm because he gets to blame video games. I’m set out to figure out, exactly why he has such an extreme hatred of them. Anyhow, these killing simulators are what school shooters “train” on, according to Jack Thompson. And he said all this before even knowing whether the shooter had ever pressed the “A” button. What poppycock!

Here’s to you, Jack Thompson… You make a bajillion more dollars a year than I do, and you’re a bajillion times stupider than me. But I’m still way cuter than you!

Well, I’m off to train on my new killing simulator which is called a video game. Maybe I’ll get to shoot an idiot lawyer this time!