i don’t know what’s happening.

one second, i was talking to . . . something. or someone. someone scary. and now i don’t know where i am.

i can hear somebody’s voice. no, not just somebody. a lot of people, nyan! they’re calling out . . . calling my name.

THEY AREN’T CALLING YOUR NAME. NOT REALLY. NOT IN THE SENSE THAT YOU’D NORMALLY HEAR YOUR NAME, ANYWAY.

it’s you again!!!! :O where are you?? why can i hear you? i’m scared. (i seem to be scared a lot these days, hmm). anyway! what’s going on?? tell meeeee!

WELL, IN A NUTSHELL - YOU’RE FLOATING TWENTY FIVE FEET UP IN THE AIR.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??? but but but, i’m - i’m afraid of heights o.O

THEN IT’S A GOOD THING YOU CAN’T REALLY SEE ANYTHING AROUND YOU, ISN’T IT? SEE, I’VE TAKEN OVER. NOT FULLY, NOT YET. I DON’T CONTROL EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO, BUT I’M GETTING THERE. SEE, YOUR BODY’S TOO SMALL FOR ME TO UNLEASH ALL OF MY POWER RIGHT AWAY. THIS IS WHY I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH.

nyan? why are you doing this?? we didn’t do anything to you! nyaaaaan! you’re making me cry. -_-

OH SOD IT. THE WORLD WILL BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT THE BUG-SIZED CAT ON YOUR HEAD, OR THE DISFUNCTIONAL FROGS. EVEN THAT PINK BEAR WITH THE SEED WON’T KNOW HOW TO USE IT PROPERLY.

what . . what seed?

THAT BEAR HAS THIS SEED THAT COULD VERY POSSIBLY HELP YOU OUT. OF COURSE, SINCE YOU’RE WAY OUT OF REACH, THERE’S NO WAY SHE CAN BE OF ANY HELP, NOW IS THERE? ALL I NEED TO DO NOW IS FOCUS A LITTLE BIT, AND MAYBE I COULD DIRECT A BOLT OF LIGHTNING TO HIT HER ACCIDENTALLY . . .

what? no! you can’t do that! that’s mean, nyaan!!! :O somebody help me! i need to get down from here! @_@ can’t anybody help out??

[editor’s note: references:

Keroppi
Mimmy
Angie
Lilybeth
Ripplecloud]

nyan. . .

something’s happening in town. and it’s frightening meee :O things that don’t attack people have attacked people, magic spells happen without anybody casting them, and honestly, somebody’s been getting more attention than usual (if that isn’t strange enough for you, then i don’t know what is X|). and for some reason, everybody seems to think that this is all MY fault.

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