(Based on the popular video “A day in the life of a Turret”)
goza: So what were you saying?
Minima: Oh, did you see Onegai My Melody yesterday? There was a huge plot twist regarding Baku.
goza: Is he still getting pwned by Kuromi?
Minima: Well, yes. I think he’s the comic relief, so-
goza: Lame. I was playing Sanrio Bubbles II. High score awesome.
Minima: Are you kidding me? Rescue Kuroppi pwns Sanrio Bubbles II.
goza: Rescue Kuroppi is Sanrio Bubble’s pet.
Minima: You are a pet! I think you’re more annoying every day.
goza: Good, my work here is done.
Minima: Another loss. How boring…
goza: A strange minigame: the only way to win is not to move. How about a nice game of Sudoku?
Minima: OMG, sudoku’s for geeks.
goza: You know who I ran into last day?
goza: The GM-Red.
Minima: OMG, I hate that guy. What a happy douche.
goza: Yeah, he was talking flowers. He is almost as bad as Artholus.
Minima: Where is Artholus? I haven’t seen him for a while.
goza: He was banned for spamming on the chat.
Minima: Oh, how sad.
goza: Not really.
Minima: My basic cake is dry. Dammit.
goza: Mine too. Sometimes I wasn’t to tear the whole crafting system apart.
Minima: Did you see that girl that just passed us? Nice shoes on that one.
goza: Yes, I’d like to have her tailoring skills.
Minima: Hi fives!
Minima: Did you see that? Someone is there. Tell them you see them.
Goza: Why? I only see a big cloud.
Minima: It scares the hell out of people.
goza: ROFL. Ok. I see you.
Minima: Ask her if she’s AFK.
goza: Are you AFK? … She didn’t say anything…
Minima: Oh, really?!?!
goza: What should I say now?
Minima: …Come out, avi!
goza: I’m frustrated!
Minima: About the last boss we had to run away from?
goza: No. I just tried to access my Sanrio blog. It said the website was blocked.
Minima: You didn’t see the memo? Blogs and forums are down for maintenance.
goza: WTF. I wanted to post my latest adventures on it.
Minima: I miss all my comments.
goza: This would never happen at Aeria Games.
Minima: Shururushuru… shururushu-shushu-shushu…
Minima and goza: Shururushuru! Shururushu-shushu-shushu!
GM-Red: Owned, lazy players! Dominated!
goza: Go take a walk, GM-Red!
Mininma: Get off me!
GM-Red Yeah, you guys like to take a good nap near the sea, eh? Pwned!
Minima: Oh yeah, wait till you get called to give another event.
GM-Red: What are you talking about?!
GM-Red: Oh no, this is so confusing! I’m sorry for everything, OMG!!!!
Minima: I’ll see you in another dream, GM-Red.
Son of a Kitty!
What the game?!
goza: Do you ever wonder what happens when our HP reaches zero?
goza: You know, if we’ll ever wake up from being put to sleep.
Minima: Not this again.
goza: Will there really be… candy?
Minima: God, this day can’t get any worse.
goza: You had to open your big mouth. I wonder there will be candy.
Minima: Log out!