What would you do if?

The President of the United States called you:
Probably nothing.

You won the lottery:
Scream like a bitch.

You got invited to be on a reality TV show:
Laugh. It’d depend on which reality show I was asked to be on.

You caught a friend stealing from you:
Ask for my shit back and tell them not to talk to me.

You witnessed a murder:
Call the cops.

A random stranger offered you candy:
Stare at them like they were retarded… then check to see if there was anything I wanted.

MySpace and Facebook closed:
Cry… hyperventilate… find another blog.

A genie granted you one wish:
LIVE FOREVER!

You lost your favorite possession:
Freak.

You found 10 dollars on the ground:
Be really happy.

Your date throws up on you:
Throw up and then slap the shit out of them.

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:
Beat them up.

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
Hug them and take pictures.

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:
Call my mom and tell her to find me.

You Are Cinnamon Flavored Gum

You are daring, active, and a little outrageous.
You crave adventure and novelty. You like to mix things up.

Your personality is extra spicy and larger than life.
You love to have fun, and you are passionate about everything you do.

You’re definitely a fiery person, and you don’t back down from a fight.
Most people love your fire - but you can be a bit too intense at times!

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My title has nothing to do with this post, I just thought it sounded fun.

Anyways, my HK picture folder is getting fuller and fuller. I think if computer files could explode, this one just might. So, due to the fact that it has exploding potential I figured I’d post some of them before I find MORE stuff.

I would like to know what plane I’d have to get on to pull up to this airport.

I would imagine the same airline I would be fortunate enough to find these…

I could use one of these for my photo-taking extravaganzas. It’s pretty “blingtastic”.

If I still had a cat, I’m pretty sure it would hate me for doing this to it:

 I’ve got to say, when I saw this next image, I thought it was some sort of perverse HK condom.

Hey! They exsist, how was I to know this wasn’t one of them?

See, and they look like cute little lollipops. They could fool a small child! And apparently me too!

However…..

Upon further examination, however, I learned that these were, in fact, small little bits of cheese molded into the shape of our beloved kitten….

But why, WHY are they packaged to resemble condoms?  I think someone thought it’d be funny. I sure as hell would’ve.

 On to the bigger and better things… cars. Mmm… who wouldn’t want to tool around in one of these babies?

I would crap myself twice and die if someone gave me one of these. Not only is is a Ferrari, it’s a Ferrari with HK on the sides and PINK RIMS! *hyperventilates and dies**and back to life to continue my post*

However the car looks like it’s had Ms. Kitty plastered on there via computer. Whatever…. I still want this car whether it’s real or not.

I think I’d be content with this Scion though.

I only got this picture of the inside because, well, it’s all that’s needed. And logical person would just go look up a Scion, imagine it pink with a HK sticker on the side and viola you have the outside of this car.

The inside is the real gem though! There was steering wheel covers, HK ceiling, seat covers…. EVERYTHING! Even the cd player was HK. I cried I think. But the winner of this gem got to take home, not only the car, but all this lovely merchandise inside. Lucky bastard.

This car is environmentally friendly as well so it has my EXTRA seal of approval! IT’S SOOOO CUTE THOUGH! If this car was a person, it’d look like this:

Only not so pouty…….

Now, this car may not be a gem, but it’s certainly pimp. I’d take it if it ran. It’s still pretty cute. And, and… is that pink fabric I see in there? WHY YES IT IS! *squeels*

OK, well that’s all for now. My second post today. It’s raining out side and I want to go cuddle with myself in front of the TV to watch my sitcoms.

Later!

As I was reading the informational page labeled “Game Intro” I became enthralled with the pictures and distracted from the words involved. I scrolled up and down the page enlarging all the pictures to view them and their awesomeness.  it was, for lack of a better term, “Kick ass.”

However once I decided it would be in my best interest to buckle down and read the text before jumping to such excitement, I became discouraged at the second block of text.

Set Up

First you must create a SanrioTown account. Once you have an account, download the game client and install it on your PC.

Log in to Hello Kitty Online using your SanrioTown username and password. Choose which server to play on, and the character creation process will begin. You can customize your character’s hair, hair accessories, facial features, clothes, shoes, and handheld items to set up your own original Sanrio toon. The customization options are diverse in order to ensure a well-varied game community.

Once you’ve finished customizing your character, you’re all set to take your first steps in Hello Kitty’s world.”

Read that first paragraph out loud and clearly…

First you must create a SanrioTown account. Once you have an account, download the game client and install it on your PC.

 I have made bold the part of discouragement. PC!? PC!? Really!? Where’s my PC? Huh?

I must’ve blanked out on the day when the world decided that us Mac users were completely worthless. I must’ve missed the day when those of us who decided to own a computer that did allow a million virus’, break down every other second or cause multiple problems were required to suffer by not being allowed to download anything or play any online games.

Why the hell does EVERYTHING have to be made for PCs? What happened to the entire fact that Mac computers are on a rise as far as sales are concerned so it would only be deemed logical to make things both Mac and PC compatible.

I want to play this game. I want to fight monsters and dig for gold with fellow HK lovers! Why am I being denied that right because they’re to lazy to insure that this game is able to be played by Mac users as well?

This is crap!