What would you do if?

The President of the United States called you:
Probably nothing.

You won the lottery:
Scream like a bitch.

You got invited to be on a reality TV show:
Laugh. It’d depend on which reality show I was asked to be on.

You caught a friend stealing from you:
Ask for my shit back and tell them not to talk to me.

You witnessed a murder:
Call the cops.

A random stranger offered you candy:
Stare at them like they were retarded… then check to see if there was anything I wanted.

MySpace and Facebook closed:
Cry… hyperventilate… find another blog.

A genie granted you one wish:
LIVE FOREVER!

You lost your favorite possession:
Freak.

You found 10 dollars on the ground:
Be really happy.

Your date throws up on you:
Throw up and then slap the shit out of them.

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:
Beat them up.

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
Hug them and take pictures.

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:
Call my mom and tell her to find me.

You Are Cinnamon Flavored Gum

You are daring, active, and a little outrageous.
You crave adventure and novelty. You like to mix things up.

Your personality is extra spicy and larger than life.
You love to have fun, and you are passionate about everything you do.

You’re definitely a fiery person, and you don’t back down from a fight.
Most people love your fire - but you can be a bit too intense at times!

Awesome…..

Sweet, although I have no idea when or where I would ever wear this.

“The world is coming to an end due to a horrifically quick spreading virus! But it’s OK, I’ll make it through with the help of Hello Kitty protecting my nose and mouth!”

WEEEEEEE!!!

And now to list the occasions in which I would not care that something that would potentially save my life was endowed with pink paint, glitter, or Hello Kitty’s face:

-Fires

-Virus Outbreaks

-Sex

-Being robbed, mugged or any situation in which I would need to “pop a cap”.

-Being ambushed on the front lines of some deadly war.

I WANT THIS!! It’s friggin’ awesome! Look at it!! Colored keys and all… *squeel* Yeah, I’m awesome.

I love Mahjong! And this is pretty much the bomb version.

I know there are some die-hard HK fans out there. But I’m pretty sure this is going a little to far.

I’m done now… I’m getting tired from listening to Jeopardy.