Greetings, I come in peace…

I figure since this is my first blog I might as well give you a round-up about me.You know, just so you can be sure that you never want to come back again. Ha ha!

That’s me. I was sitting in the McDonalds parking lot with my friend Joanie.

OK, I couldn’t find a survey without so many errors that I felt like I was going to shoot myself in the face. So I’ll give you the short and simple.

My name is Devon and I’m 17. My birthday is on September 18th, and I live with my mom, my dog bumbles, my three hamsters and my Chinchilla, Pooh,

in KC. I have a boyfriend, named Jake, that I do love sooo much!

Likes: Dancing, rock climbing, Maureen, spelunking, snorkeling, photography (www.deviantart.com/missrad), painting, DDR, dinosaurs, the universe, tarot, swimming, driving, ice cream, tattoos, piercings, MCAD, myself, going to parties, taking pictures of myself, hanging out with friends and debate forums.

Dislikes: People who can’t spell, bad drivers, old drivers, people who try to convert me, people who have dumb bumper stickers on their cars expressing their opinions on pointless matters to me, homophobia, racism, frat boys, people that brag about being losers, people who don’t bathe regularly, people who wear dead animal bits and hot topic pants, anime shows such as Inyuasha (sp?), Pokemon, Yugi-O or anything else of that nature, manga comic books, people that talk about male anime characters as if they find them somewhat attractive…. it’s a drawing people!

Also, just a little warning, I have very strong opinions and frequently express them. I come off a lot as rude or uncaring, but that’s not true. I do care… I just don’t care ENOUGH to restrict myself from my amendment to freedom of speech because someone else doesn’t know how to debate properly. :/

Finding this site I’ve recently rediscovered my love of Hello Kitty… but I also discovered why I stopped caring. Mostly because, even though there are tons of HK stuff I’d LOVE to own, they manufacture and mass produce some things that I find absolutely worthless. Like bananas. Yes people, there are HK bananas. You will ultimately end up spending $5 on a plain old banana JUST because it is packaged in a plastic baggy with HK’s picture plastered on it.

But enough of that. As I was browsing the web the other day I found some pretty awesome merchandise that I would totally LOVE to own!

Now, I’m fairly certain that I don’t know how to operate one of these, but I’m damn sure learn if I could tool around the vast streets of KC (that was a joke people) in one of these! I really would like to know what that person in the blue SUV is thinking as they approach this HK tank…. I’d be thinking “Holy shit! What the hell is happening!? Has the government lost their minds!?” But I’m going to assume that whatever the potentially male driver is thinking is probably a lot more interesting.

Even though I’m incapable of a lot of things, here are a few that I would attempt at mastering if I owned these HK themed items.

HK Elecctric Guitar with Amp. You know, I’ve always wanted to learn to play guitar, maybe the baby pink awesomeness would help motivate me to practice. Jake! Get ready to give me some lessons!

At this point some of you are probably gandering up at my long list of dislikes and then glancing at these images wondering if I would actually take advantage of the ownership of these items…. Rest assured, the only advantage I would take is the honor off saying, “Oh yeah, well I own a HK gun! So take that!” I wonder how embarrassed a gangster would be if they got one of those glitter encrusted HK bullets popped in their left butt cheek.

Just another instrument I would inevitably have to take up after putting out the dough for this fancy little piece!

Hey, I have a friend going up to Colorado this fall…….. Maybe I could get my mits on one of these and go along for the embarrassing failure of a trip.

I can only imagine that whoever did this has a LOT of extra time on their hands! And an extremely demanding daughter. :p However, I’d like to hire them for landscaping at my house.

More to come later, but right now I’m extremely tired and I have a 45 minute drive to make in about an hour… PEACE OUT!!!