There is this little weird boy named Sheridan. His dad said he should take a trip to Alaska. So Sheridan did.
Sheridan said “What am I suppose to learn is Alaska?”
His dad said “Go play in the snow or something I’m working right now!”
Then Sheridan went out to explore Alaska. First Sheridan saw these woods. When the woodland creatures first saw Sheridan they thought he was alright until….they saw Sheridan take an acorn. The squirrels started to throw all the acorns they had at him. Sheridan didn’t have the strengnth after 2 days to hold the acorn up so he finally dropped it and the squirrels stopped throwing acorns at him. Sheridan just realized that they just wanted the acorn back.
Next Sheridan carried on with his pathetic and weird journey once he got out of the forest. He started to think “Why would there be a forest in the middle of Alaska?”
While Sheridan was walking he saw this snow shaped puppy. He started to pretend that it was real. He kept on calling out “Come here little puppy!”
It didn’t do anything , so Sheridan went up to the snow puppie’s face and said “Puppy?”
That puppy was alive!!! The puppy started to bark and chase Sheridan. It bit him once but Sheridan didn’t feel it. Sheridan ran and screamed “STOP PUPPY STOP PLEASE!!!”
When the puppy heard stop it stopped and good cause Sheridan felt as if he was going to pee in his pants. Sheridan said”Stay puppy okay?” Stayed for a little bit , but then followed Sheridan. The puppy only chased and bit Sheridan because he thought he was ugly at first but then got use to his uglyness. The puppy started to bark. Sheridan said”Puppy i told you to go stay there!” Then Sheridan felt a draft where his buttox was he felt so imberessed.The puppy bit off part of his back pants.
Still Sheridan continues on with his pathetic and weird journey,except this time with snowball his new dog. SHeridan was traveling for 1 whole week without food he was starving. Then Sheridan saw this yellowish snow he thought somebody spilled lemon syrup on the snow for a snow cone. Remember he never ate for 1 whole week so he will eat anything and believe anything.He tried a little bit.
Sheridan said”This taste very interesting. Snowball why don’t you try some.”Sheridan was stunned he saw the puppie’s leg up near the yellow snow. Sheridan spit the pee right out.
An hour went by still starving and grossed out by the pee snow Sheridan ate. Snowball started to bar near this igloo cause it was his friend’s house. They both went in the igloo. There was fish everywhere Sheridan made a fire and started to cook the fish. Snowball started to bark at Sheridan for eating his friend’s fish cause Snowball knows that his friend will get mad. Sheridan never stopped eating the fish till he fell asleep. Snowball didn’t sleep he saw this black and white fluffy thing outside he went outside to see who it was.It was Snowball’s friend Penny penguin. Snowball started to explain what Sheridan did. Penny didn’t want to hurt Sheridan for eating her fish so she just wanted te get back at him. In the morning Sheridan woke up and saw Snowball he looked sick.Then some penguins come in. One holding a note saying”Your puppy is dying you have to collect these items so save it’s life.One Panda,a married seal (girl or boy), and 10 copper trouts.You must collect these items in less then 5 hours or your puppy dies.”
Sheridan said “Okay I’ll do it but why do i have to get a Panda?” The penguin just squawked to get Sheridan out. After Sheridan left Snowball and Penny laughed so hard they fell still laughing.
Now Sheridan has a new journey to save his puppy in less then 5 hours. Sheridan looked for the panda first. He was looking for bamboo to lead to the panda. He didn’t find any bamboo. He wandered in the snow thinking “Where am I suppose to get a panda?”
He saw this black and white thing he thought it was a penguin and it was. So he continued his journey. He saw another black and white thing,he thought it was another penguin, but it wasn’t it was a panda and her cub! Sheridan couldn’t believe it a panda in Alaska.Wow! The panda started to snarl when Sheridan got closer. Sheridan started to get scared until…. they both heard “NARRRRRGH”the cub snarled. Sheridan started to laugh and before he knew it the panda almost bit off Sheridan’s head, his tiny weird head. Sheridan ran in a circle being chased by the panda. Sheridan slowed down a little bit and before he panda almost bit Sheridan again, they heard this weird sound”Phhhh”Sheridan farted. The panda fell to the floor and laughed so hard she didn’t even know she was being dragged by Sheridan back to the igloo.
Sheridan reached the igloo and said”Here I got your panda, but the cub followed me so I couldn’t get away or else it might bite my head off like the mother almost did.” When Sheridan left they all started to laugh together the cub was also apart of the trick.
So then Sheridan went to go in the fish he caught 10 fish already.
Two hours went by and now Sheridan has 30 minutes left to get the married seal now.
First he looked near water their was a baby seal and the dad coming to get the baby. Sheridan quickly went to steal the baby seal to get the dad to follow him.Very bad idea. Sheridan grab the seal and ran the dad seal got to bite Sheridan and now only his little bottom showed.
Although he told the dad to come with them for the puppy.He did cause the baby seal winked at his dad and so he went with Sheridan.
When they got there they got 10 seconds left.
10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1. Puppy died and Sheridan cried like a little baby.Then every buddy there laughed and laughed Sheridan stopped crying and said I am just glad that Snowball is OK.The penguin gave him another note saying”HAHAHAHAHAHA we all tricked you ha ha.
Sheridan went back to his dad and his dad said”Sheridan why do you have a bump on your head,look starved,no more pants or underwear,and have a pee stain in the front?”Sheridan said “Dad please don’t even ask.”
THE END
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