Here I am, slaving in front of a hot stove all day, preparing nice, sugar free cookies, muffins, and my very special purple yam cake… Not to mention all the skim milk I ordered…

And not a single being shows up for my birthday party!!!

It’s already 10pm! My party is at 7pm people… 7pm! I can understand you people being so fashionably late for 1 or 2 hours but�3 hours�is just ridiculous! If you didn’t want to come to my party, at least say so!

My beautiful dark angel gown has gone to waste! Hmph!

I had almost wanted to give away all the party food to the trick or treaties who come knocking at my door… But�my goodness! All these little kids rapping at my door, saying I have a good costume of Kuromi! I AM KUROMI!!! Can these little younglings not tell real from fake???

No one greeted me for my birthday… No one…

This is the worst birthday ever…

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Don’t get me wrong, milk is a good thing! But too much of a good thing is bad for you too!

Anyway… I surprisingly had a good time at the frog’s house… I think… I can barely remember anything, actually. But it looks like I missed seeing Zashi-pig and that little mouse over the webcam…

Not that I care, pfft!

Anyway… I haven’t been blogging much because I’m preparing for my Birthday Party! That’s right! It’s almost time for my birthday! Ohohohoho~ And it’s my turn to be the bea~u~ti~ful~ hostess!

Since my birthday is on Halloween, it’s only natural to have a costume party right? Oh yes, and I’m inviting everyone! Ohohoho~ I simply must bake my famous purple cake! And I’m not telling you what the flavor is~ It’s a secret after all!

I wonder if Hiiragi will ask me to dance with him again? Just like the year before?

Kyaaa~ Hiiragi-sama!!! 

Dear gracious… what sort of computer is this? It’s so slow and it doesn’t ever have Photoshop for me to draw myself on! Argh, it’s so frustrating!!! I knew I should have blogged before I left! But I couldn’t be too fashionably late!

*sips milk*

I’m not even sure why I’m here at whoever’s birthday party. The food’s as slimy as ever, ick! But I don’t want to be too rude, so I brought some fruit muffins and a variety of cookies (since that seems to be the only thing these kiddies ever eat! Gracious, they’ll have diabetes soon!).

*drinks more milk*

They’re all rushing me to hurry it up since Zashi-pig should be online in his webcam soon… Sheesh, I don’t know why they’re so happy and fussy about that llittle piggy! He left us after all, what’s there to celebrate?

*gulps more milk*

I should have brought my laptop… I have the urge to draw myself in my pretty party dress!

*chugs down even more milk*

Whoa… I feel sleepy… Wonder what’s with this… milk… It’s really delicious… But… I think… I’ll end this entry for now… Stupid computer…

*finishes off the last drops of milk in her mug*

Oh yeah… Otanjoubi… omede… tou… Gan-ugly… slimy…

Zzzz…
~Kuromi~

I’m now done ranting about the Zashi-pig and that slimy frog and that nameless cat (who can’t read!). For now anyway! Thanks to Lilybeth Flame’s comment, I decided that I need to take care of my fans rather than rant and have wrinkles!

I decided to do some hunting in the Sanriotown blogging community. And I managed to find Angel Chao~

Aren’t they cute? The pen is her friend’s. According to Angel Chao, it has 5 colors and is a mechanical pencil too! The picture on the right is a sticker set that Angel wants for herself. You have to admit, the girl has really good taste!

Thanks for writing about me Angel! And here is your link banner just like I promised for all my fans!

Stay cute, everyone!
~Kuromi~

What’s this, what’s this? How dare he leave without letting me know about it? After all, if anyone knows her way around Paris, she would be me! Not even asking me if I wanted to go to Paris! He just goes away without letting me know!

Oh!!! He’s so dead!

If you haven’t caught on yet, Zashi-pig has left for Paris to be with his girlfriend. Since when did he have a girlfriend anyway?

IF he thinks I’m going to say goodbye to him in the airport like what that slimy frog and that nameless cat-thing is doing, he’s dead wrong! He didn’t say goodbye to me, why should I wish him well?

Too bad… I was going to make you part of Kuromi’s 5. I even drew out your cape pattern and everything see?

Well consider your application revoked! You will never be part of Kuromi’s 5, ever!!!

*storms out*
~Kuromi~