I just remembered something when the mail came in today! Ohohoho~That little nameless nobody needs a bit of bashing! Only I can pull off being depressed and cute at the same time!

Moving on, for those of you who read her “10 reasons why Mimmy is better than Kuromi” post (Hah! You wish!!!), there are a few things I simply must point.

3. What is it with the jester hat? What is she trying to do? Make us laugh to death? Puh-leaze. Even making it black and putting a skull there doesn?t scare anyone. Especially if the skull is pink.

Oh wait, I get it. She?s going to give us a scare because of her horrendous outfit! Hello, fashion police? We?ve got a live one here.

2. Yellow is the new black. Her taste is so passé. She really needs to update on her wardrobe. Oh wait. She doesn?t really wear clothes. How sad.

Ohohoho~ You obviously do not read Fashion Magazines… Oh wait a minute, can you even read at all?

Anyway, to help me prove how fashionably cuter I am than that little miss want-to-be-somebody, here are pictures from my latest photo shoot!

Don’t I look positively cute? No one pulls off the gothic lolita look better than me! Most people probably saw me in this outfit already, considering I have my own cafe!

In fact, the humans who take care of my cafe love this look so much that they have waitresses dressing up like me!

Let’s not forget, one must look absolutely cute when going to the beach!

Gotta hand it to my Sanrio Fashionistas. This black two piece swimsuit simply screams cuteness! Such a beautiful attention grabber, not like I need to fuss too much to get the attention I deserve!

When one works out in the gym to maintain such fabulous figure, one must have cute outfits fit for such invigorating activities!

I like doing Karate, and so my kimono is black to match my cute hood finished with a white bow for my belt! You might argue that white belts are used by beginners, but this cute bunny is definitely no beginner!

And when I take over Merryland, I shall not only have a beautiful tiara with sapphires and rubies, but I shall also have a black dress to complete the ultimate goth look!

And all of Merryland shall bow to me! Ohohoho~

And finally, I have my Cinderella dress that I wore last year on my birthday! Note my beautiful glass slippers! Aren’t they gorgeous?

Oh~ Such a memorable night! It was the first time that I got to dance with Hiiragi-sama~~ *hearts* *hearts* *hearts*!!! Hiiragi is such a cutie!

I think that’s it for this blog entry! Ohohoho~ But I shall post more pictures of my fashionably cute outfits soon!

And before you tell someone how “horrid” they dress, you should look yourself in the mirror, dearie! Just look at yourself! Still wearing that jumper that was fashionable way back in when? The 70’s?

And! You’re only copying Hello Kitty, aren’t you? How o-ri-gi-nal~!

And before I forget, one last thing little miss copycat…

1. Since when have rabbits become scary? What?s she going to do, wave her fluffy rabbit tail at me?

Are you as blind as you are illiterate? My tail doesn’t even come close to looking like a fluffy rabbit’s tail! Ohohoho~ Go back to baking cookies, dear. Your “reasons” make no sense at all!

Until the next entry!
~Kuromi~

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