How Dare They?!
Those little Sanrio nobodies threw a party and I wasn’t invited nor welcomed! How dare they, I say??? Don’t they know who I am? I’m the cutest Sanrio Character who was ever created!!!
But when I think about it, it wasn’t much of a party at all! That slimy frog Keroppi made slimy donuts! Eeeeww!!! It was so gross! I didn’t dare taste it! Who ever heard of slimy donuts???
And he dares accuse me of spreading rabbit hair all over the place? Excuse me! Rabbits don’t have hair, they have fur! Check your encyclopedia, froggie!
Tsk… Even the food that Hello-Kitty-look-a-like ever brought were sugary and nutty! Everything that’s bad for your figure and complexion! No wonder she is such a wallflower! She has no idea how to take care of herself at all!
Oh, and by the way, yellow is so last season, honey!
I suppose is wasn’t such a total loss. Pochie-mallow’s singing wasn’t half-bad, but I’m still a whole lot better than him! I simply must get that recording of mine from the studio soon and call my agent about my upcoming album!
That black penguin Badtz Maru boy was not bad looking either. I think he’s kind of cute! Hm… Potential, potential!
Zashi-pig actually calls me his “friend” despite everything. Hee-hee-hee! He has absolutely no idea.
None. At. All.
~Kuromi~
September 7th, 2007 at 7:57 am
XOfied!
So I hear the frog is getting all emo just because the rabbit just bashed him. And what’s with kitty’s sister?
I still don’t get those three. All the fuss for nothing. They should just chill and go surfing a while like me. They s…
September 8th, 2007 at 9:30 am
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September 9th, 2007 at 10:06 am
HaHa!! I really like your “those little sanrio nobodies”. Hello Kitty must be a “BIG SANRIO SOMEBODY”, or in short, “SANRIO BIGBODY”.
September 9th, 2007 at 10:07 am
and not to forget that sister of hers. “some sister of SANRIO BIGBODY”.
Sorry. I think I lost my point.
September 10th, 2007 at 4:14 am
Haha! Hello Kitty is a star of her own. But frankly, she’ll be overshadowed by me soon enough. After all, she has been around for years!!! It’s time for other cuter characters (me) to shine!
September 10th, 2007 at 4:23 am
[…] I may have seen your name in one of the game forums I visit. By the way, Kuromi seems to be interested in you. Hmmm…Penrabbit?! […]
September 10th, 2007 at 5:30 am
[…] asked you to be my friend!!! And whoever said I liked Badtz Maru as a boyfriend?! I only said he was cute and he had potential! Unless you’ve noticed, I’m loyal to one person that I love, and that’s Hiiragi […]
September 15th, 2007 at 11:10 am
U R AN EVIL BUNNY!!!!!!!!!
September 19th, 2007 at 4:19 am
Of course I’m an evil bunny! Cute and devilish~
September 24th, 2007 at 4:09 am
[…] That drawing of me as a Moon Goddess made me feel a bit generous and there are way too many moon cakes at home. I already gave some to Baku, Kuromi’s 5, and my beloved Hiiragi, but there are still a lot… So I figured, what the heck… I don’t want to get fat, might as well give some to the other characters since… well, I do feel a teensy bit bad for crashing their party. […]
October 27th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
don`t fight any more