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Today is: Don’t Be As Gullible As Kay Day!
Tomorrow is: Pie In The Sky Day!

In honor of Don’t Be As Gullible As Kay Day, here is a special icon:

The title says it all… I must be wicked gullible. xD

On Wednesday, January 27, my technology teacher made us look at this website and “evaluate it”. She had us write down if we would use it as a “source” or not. I wrote down I would (BTW I didn’t really read anything on the site, I was too lazy xD). It was about DHMO, and I, obviously being the gullible being I am, thought it was some sort of poisonous substance or something like that. Turns out… DHMO is water!!! This is what the website said DHMO was…

“Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid.” (or, JUST WATER!!!!!!) The colorless and odorless describes water, and water is a chemical compound. This is what else it said…

  • “Some call Dihydrogen Monoxide the “Invisible Killer” (IDK?)
  • Others think dihydrogen monoxide should be Banned (if someone asks you if it should be banned, say ‘NO WAY, JUNIOR! I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT DHMO! IT’S JUST WATER! STOP WASTING MY TIME!’)
  • Dihydrogen Monoxide is linked to gun violence (probably from water in alchohol)
  • Dihydrogen monoxide was found at every recent school shooting (underage drinking!!! *gasps*)
  • Athletes use DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, or DHMO, to enhance performance (it’s called drinking water, dude)
  • Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our rivers, lakes, oceans and streams (yeah, really, what else would it be made of? Cheesecake??)
  • Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain (that’s where the RAIN part comes from)
  • Thousands die each year after inhaling dihydrogen monoxide (it’s called drowning)
  • Dihydrogen Monoxide can be deadly (practically anything is deadly, I mean, really)
  • Find out the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide (we already know the truth from this blog)” BTW, I wrote the things in the ()

I decided to look on another site that says to ban DHMO. This is what it says…

  • “is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. (yes, I already made fun of this fact xD)
  • contributes to the “greenhouse effect.” (really..)
  • may cause severe burns. (yeah… it’s called touching hot water)
  • contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape. (yes, we all know that water is a part of erosions)
  • accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. (water rusts many things)
  • may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. (water and electricity don’t mix! And don’t drive in big puddles!!! Geez, people, why are you making fun of us to see if we’re gullible or not?!)
  • has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. (water is a major part of the body; you’d think it’d be in cancer patients’ tumors)”
  • I also found…

    “Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. (really.) Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. (no one wants to drown, dude. It’s not like we wake up in the morning and decide we want to drown today) Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. (Ahuh…) Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination (yeah, we know this), and possibly a bloated feeling (if you drink too much, yeah), nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance (lol! imbalance, sounds a lot like me xD). For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death. (WTW?! my new phrase, xD, means what the what. Yeah, if we were to have all the water in our body taken out, we would die, we know)

    Other things I have found:

    “…and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice” *screams* What else is ice made of! Ice is frozen water!!
    “Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today.” Almost?! ALMOST?! Water is in every stream, lake and reservoir! What else is supposed to be in there!
    “The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its “importance to the economic health of this nation.”" Good thing for the government. We can’t ban water! We’d all DIE!

    Also:
    “Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

    • as an industrial solvent and coolant. (yeah, really)
    • in nuclear power plants. (water is used in a lot of things!)
    • in the production of styrofoam. (as I said above ^)
    • as a fire retardant. (yes, we know that water can put out fires)
    • in many forms of cruel animal research. (as said three ‘facts’ above)
    • in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. (yes, we know that water is used in a bunch of stuff as I already said three times!)
    • as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products. (water is used in almost any food, probably even all the foods, but I don’t know all the foods in the world, so I can’t say! But it is used in all the foods I can think of!)”

    If anyone says anything about banning DHMO, tell them that you know the DHMO is just water and refuse to ban it xD. That would make them mad =)

    Don’t be as gullible as me! LOL, farewell readers!

    Today is: Hockey Day!
    Tomorrow is: I Like Toast Day!

    In honor of Hockey Day, here is a special icon:

    Man, that icon cracks me up. Totally true xD
    Anyway, sorry guys I didn’t post in… a really long time. To all my fans: I’m sorry. I’ve been busy with summer vacation a few months ago, and now I have a lot of school work.

    Well, Friday and Saturday night: best nights of my entire life.

    On Friday night, I was with one of my friends, Samantha. We were at an ice rink. We didn’t feel like skating, so we went into the bleachers around the rink and started dancing to random songs. Then, I asked her for her cell phone. I wanted to play with it. So, I was looking through her contacts and I saw the guy’s number who I thought was cute (too bad he goes to a different school. BTW Samantha doesn’t go to my school either) so I texted him. I said..
    “Hey, this is Michaela, Samantha’s friend. I’m your future wife.”
    xD So I was staring at the cell phone, waiting for him to reply. A few seconds later…
    “hey future wife”
    LOL! That wasn’t the reaction I was expecting. So I sent him a few other things, and he didn’t reply to most of them. So I asked him if he was dead… and he didn’t answer. So I came to the conclusion that he was dead. My friends were telling me he wasn’t though. I knew he wasn’t, but I had to say.

    Saturday night, Samantha, my friend Caitlin, and I went to a hockey game. We sat in the bleachers. Then, Samantha said my future husband (his name’s Joey) was there. I looked where she pointed to, and I was like, “Oh my God! He-he-he’s here!” A few minutes later, I texted him:
    “hey, are you at the game tonight?” (I had to make sure)
    A few seconds later:
    “yeah, are you?”
    I replied:
    “yeah”
    Then he said
    “come sit with me” Oh my God, I have to admit, when he said that, I laughed so hard.
    “where are you?” He didn’t reply the first time, so I asked him again.
    “down by where theyre pulling the nets to”
    They were cleaning to ice at the time. I said
    “ok ill come”
    Samantha, Caitlin and I walked over to where he was. He was down the stairs, so we stood at the top of the stairs.
    “look up the stairs” I texted him. And, obviously, when he got it, he looked up the stairs.
    “im the girl in the [whatever I was wearing]”, and he looked back up, and saw me. He told his friends, and then they all stared at me. I was thinking to myself, “Geez, stop staring at me!!!” Of course they kept staring. Then, they walked up the stairs and turned away from us. When I was texting him to look up the stairs, I was literally shaking from nervousness. So, we went to go buy a snack. We saw him in the “hall”, and when we walked by, Samantha said, “Joey! This is your future wife!” and pointed to me. He was like, “Okay… nice…” We went back to our seats. Samantha texted him. I asked what she texted. She said, “I asked if he would go out with you.” I was like, “What?!?!?! You shouldn’t have asked him that. He’s gonna say no!” She was like, “But I thought you wanted to go out with him!” and I’m like, “I never said I wanted to! But if he says yes, I blame this on you.” Thank God, when he replied, he said no. Then she asked him if he thought I was cute. I told her not to send that to him, either, and she still sent it to him. He didn’t reply, so we took it as a yes. (I need your guys’ opinion though… do you think he thought I was cute or not? If you have an answer… post a comment with it=D)Samantha said that I got myself a lover. I had to laugh at that.

    Let me tell you something: Hockey games+love=best six bucks you’ll ever spend in your life.

    Today is: Dots Day!
    Tomorrow is: Bob’s a Stealer Day!

    In honor of Dots Day, here is a special icon:

    OMG I SAW THE FUNNIEST VIDEO TODAY!!!! ROFL You GOTTA watch it:

    Isn’t that SOOOOOOOOOOO funny? Ha ha ha… anyways, I e-mailed my friends and went shopping. I got a new bathing suit, got some ice cream, some books, and… that’s all I can think of. That’s pretty much all that happened… umm… well, my sister saved my cat from “sudden death”… ROFL. I practiced my ninja skills, too! I’m getting better…

    Bye!

    Today is: Party Day!
    Tomorrow is: Dots Day!

    In honor of Party Day, here is a special icon:

    If only I could get my mind off my friends and my phone… ugh. I’ve been at my e-mail half the day, ’cause I really need my friends to answer some questions… but besides for that, I went on a bike ride, got some ice cream, and practiced my ninja skills… that’s all.

    Bye.

    Today is: Cheaters Win Video Games Day!
    Tomorrow is: Party Day!

    In honor of Cheaters Win Video Games Day, here is a special icon:

    Hey, I’m sooo sorry I’m writing this on Sunday. I totally forgot about my blog, ’cause I’ve been staring at the phone all day… so, I called someone, they didn’t answer, so I left a message. One of my friends called a few hours later. I told her what I did, and she asked if he ever called back. I said no, then she called him. She told him to call me… but he never did. So I’ve been kinda distracted by the phone all day. But I helped my mom outside, I got some ice cream, stared at the phone and e-mailed my friends… especially Lizzie.

    Well… bye.

    Today is: Red Hearts Day!
    Tomorrow is: Cheaters Win Video Games Day!

    In honor of Red Hearts Day, here is a special icon:

    Today was the last day of school! Yay!!! SUMMER VACATION!!! Woo! Ha ha ha. Anyways, all I did was spend my day on the computer, practicing my ninja skills, watching TV, and playing Wii. It’s not very nice outside right now, nor has it been all day. So I was talking to my friend on the phone for an hour. Now I’m really worried about one of my friends ’cause I e-mailed her, and she said she had a minor case of the swine flu! I’ll be sure to keep her in my prayers! I feel so bad for her! At least it’s not really bad. But I feel so sorry for her… please, if you are reading this, don’t start flipping out that you’re going to get H1N1… just remember her!

    Good bye.

    Today is: Cinnamon Buns Taste Good Day!
    Tomorrow is: Red Hearts Day!

    In honor of Cinnamon Buns Taste Good Day, here is a special icon:

    I e-mailed one of my friends today. She told me to call her when I got the e-mail. So, I called her. She told me I was in a magazine. I was flipping out. Then she told me someone in my class wanted my e-mail, so I was like, “Why does he want my e-mail?” Then she told me she didn’t remember. So she gave me his e-mail, and I e-mailed him. I sent her a few funny pictures, too. I was also practicing my ninja skills today! I am a ninja! Fear my ninja skills. LOL. That’s pretty much all that happened. Now I want ice cream. Mmm… ice cream…

    Farewell, young readers.

    Today is: Pink Pineapples Day!
    Tomorrow is: Cinnamon Buns Taste Good Day!

    In honor of Pink Pineapples Day, here is a special icon:

    Ugh. I’ve been worrying about the slightest things lately. Like I’ve been worrying about someone, and, ugh. I wish I would stop, but I can’t. Today I had the day off, so I spent some time on the computer, went shopping with my mom, and worried my head off. Why can’t I stop worrying about him? It’s driving me crazy. I have a special feeling inside for him… and I just can’t let him go, I only have one more day left, and I need to tell him. But I just can’t; I have to, though. Geez, sometimes I just flip out on myself. Why can’t I stop worrying? Ugh.

    Come back tomorrow.

    Today is: Be a Chicken Day!
    Tomorrow is: Pink Pineapples Day!

    In honor of Be a Chicken Day, here is a special icon:

    Today I discovered Peanut Butter Jelly Time song. Here is the video: (warning: song is EXTREMELY cathcy!)

    LOL. If you want one with the lyrics, here it is:
     
    Anyways, I took the last final today. Nothing much happened. That’s pretty much all. But we came out late ’cause people weren’t returning their books, which took, like, 15 minutes! I didn’t do much else. E-mail my friends, write this blog, take finals… nothing much has happened. I will add on if anything special happens.

    FIN.

    Today is: Don’t Be Camera Shy Day!
    Tomorrow is: Be a Chicken Day!

    In honor of Don’t Be Camera Shy Day, here is a special icon:

    Today was boring, too. But it was very fun at the same time. So, I printed out the picture of the man dog and showed IT to my friends:

    OMG THEY LAUGHED SO HARD!!! One of my friends signed it, and the other one wrote “Pickle Dog” on it, then drew an arrow pointing to the picture. So we took exams, but I was mouthing some words to my friend, ’cause she wasn’t close enough that I could actually talk. So I mouthed “Help me”, because there were some annoying boys talking, and then another annoying dude came over. So my friend came over and I said “They are so annoying!” They heard me, but I didn’t care. They asked what my last name was, but my friend said hers. Then, I think they started making fun of it, ’cause it’s kind of weird. Then my friend starting reading my book, and I’m like, “That’s my sister’s book! I’m just borrowing it ’cause I don’t have a book!” Then they asked me, “Who’s your sister?” Then I just stared at them like they were crazy if they were trying to get me to actually TALK to them. So that’s it.

    Bye.

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