Today is: Don’t Be As Gullible As Kay Day!
Tomorrow is: Pie In The Sky Day!
In honor of Don’t Be As Gullible As Kay Day, here is a special icon:

The title says it all… I must be wicked gullible. xD
On Wednesday, January 27, my technology teacher made us look at this website and “evaluate it”. She had us write down if we would use it as a “source” or not. I wrote down I would (BTW I didn’t really read anything on the site, I was too lazy xD). It was about DHMO, and I, obviously being the gullible being I am, thought it was some sort of poisonous substance or something like that. Turns out… DHMO is water!!! This is what the website said DHMO was…
“Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid.” (or, JUST WATER!!!!!!) The colorless and odorless describes water, and water is a chemical compound. This is what else it said…
- “Some call Dihydrogen Monoxide the “Invisible Killer” (IDK?)
- Others think dihydrogen monoxide should be Banned (if someone asks you if it should be banned, say ‘NO WAY, JUNIOR! I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT DHMO! IT’S JUST WATER! STOP WASTING MY TIME!’)
- Dihydrogen Monoxide is linked to gun violence (probably from water in alchohol)
- Dihydrogen monoxide was found at every recent school shooting (underage drinking!!! *gasps*)
- Athletes use DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE, or DHMO, to enhance performance (it’s called drinking water, dude)
- Dihydrogen Monoxide has been found in our rivers, lakes, oceans and streams (yeah, really, what else would it be made of? Cheesecake??)
- Dihydrogen Monoxide is a major component of acid rain (that’s where the RAIN part comes from)
- Thousands die each year after inhaling dihydrogen monoxide (it’s called drowning)
- Dihydrogen Monoxide can be deadly (practically anything is deadly, I mean, really)
- Find out the truth about Dihydrogen Monoxide (we already know the truth from this blog)” BTW, I wrote the things in the ()
I decided to look on another site that says to ban DHMO. This is what it says…
I also found…
“Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. (really.) Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. (no one wants to drown, dude. It’s not like we wake up in the morning and decide we want to drown today) Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. (Ahuh…) Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination (yeah, we know this), and possibly a bloated feeling (if you drink too much, yeah), nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance (lol! imbalance, sounds a lot like me xD). For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death. (WTW?! my new phrase, xD, means what the what. Yeah, if we were to have all the water in our body taken out, we would die, we know)
Other things I have found:
“…and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice” *screams* What else is ice made of! Ice is frozen water!!
“Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today.” Almost?! ALMOST?! Water is in every stream, lake and reservoir! What else is supposed to be in there!
“The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its “importance to the economic health of this nation.”" Good thing for the government. We can’t ban water! We’d all DIE!
Also:
“Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant. (yeah, really)
- in nuclear power plants. (water is used in a lot of things!)
- in the production of styrofoam. (as I said above ^)
- as a fire retardant. (yes, we know that water can put out fires)
- in many forms of cruel animal research. (as said three ‘facts’ above)
- in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. (yes, we know that water is used in a bunch of stuff as I already said three times!)
- as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products. (water is used in almost any food, probably even all the foods, but I don’t know all the foods in the world, so I can’t say! But it is used in all the foods I can think of!)”
If anyone says anything about banning DHMO, tell them that you know the DHMO is just water and refuse to ban it xD. That would make them mad =)
Don’t be as gullible as me! LOL, farewell readers!
















