Let’s say it’s 3:00 in the afternoon, on a Thursday. The temperature is 33°C. You’re sharpening your pencil at the speed of 45RPM. You end up with a bunch of pencil shavings on the table. Do you:

[a.] Ignore it.
[b.] Wonder why there’s so much useless information up there.
[c.] Sweep them off the table and into the trash, because that’s the “practical” thing to do.
[d.] Take out your HELLO KITTY 8-CM MINI VACUUM CLEANER and clean it up the FUN WAY!

Pick D! You know you want to! Actually I want to, and also I apologize for wasting your time. Haha, but seriously. I can’t imagine really buying this because it’s a vacuum cleaner…I want it because it’s fun! That’s reason enough for me~ But don’t ask me how it works. Is the ribbon down there a button? Do you just say “clean, kitty” and it works automatically? Does it detect mess on its own with its superior AI? I have no idea, but I still want it! Because it’s fun! Harhar~

By the way, apparently this is being sold for AU $7.99 on eBay. Whoever gets this will be one lucky mess-maker. XD

Ooooh pretty color. I actually found this on eBay, and this is the description the guy gave:

3D Small CRYSTAL
With a Free Gift Box and Led Stand

Diamond Cut with Free Nice Gift Box. It using the latest LASER TECHNOLOGY penetrates the laser beam into the crystal cube to create small explosions inside the crystal cube and makes 3D images.

I’m not 100% sure what he means, but I kinda get the idea heheh. And no, I don’t think it’s real crystal. Or is it? But regardless, this would make a really cool nightlight~ In case you’re wondering where Hello Kitty’s ears are, they seem to be under her coat/hood, as this is supposedly Christmas-themed. Cute snowflakes! If you’ll look at the (distorted) image at the right side, you’ll notice that it really does have Hello Kitty in 3D. In a crystal box, using only light. Pretty cool idea eh? I wonder you can still see Hello Kitty when the light’s off.

Just don’t trick your little sisters into thinking Hello Kitty got frozen and needs their help getting out…or your little brothers into thinking that it’s the kind of laser that can take over the world. (That stuff’s just between us) Haha just kidding~

I’ve never even seen actual glass slippers (or shoes) beyond the fairy tale, so mark this day! Behold! The Hello Kitty glass shoe, which I imagine will kill your feet in under 5 seconds. I mean it, these things have GOT to hurt! But it’s not like girls can’t take a little blistering (bruising and bleeding) for the sake of fashion. Kidding aside, this really does look good (I wish I had a picture of it on someone though), like it was really inspired by the princess-in-white theme. I’m curious as to how many people actually have (and wear) this. Well, if only fairy tales like that happened in real life. I mean, we’ve got the glass shoes…now where is that prince Charming that supposedly comes with them?