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Confused Keroppi

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Pfft…White Day…I don’t feel like celebrating it. Besides, I already gave a gift to Keroleen last Valentine’s Day (westernized tradition). Ribbit! I still feel bad about what happened the other day.

Hmph! Cake…that must be Keroleen’s late Valentine’s gift for Hiiragi…..LATE VALENTINE’S GIFT?!?! OH MY GOODNESS!!! If that’s for real, could that mean she likes him….? :(

@_@ This is bad! I’m thinking of so many things. I should snap out of this. Deep inside, I know that Keroleen loves only me and she’s just being friendly to the new boy, but what is this other feeling creeping from inside me? I don’t like it at all…

Look at me! See how my emotions drastically change. A moment ago I was angry, now I’m depressed. I feel so confused now.

KEROLEEN!!! T-T

*sigh* Love is so mysterious. It brings both happy and sad moments.

Cake Madness

Monday, March 10th, 2008

*drinks milk*

Just when I thought it will be a great day, everything fell apart because of a crush. Here’s how it all started:

I was cleaning my room when Keroleen knocked on the door and invited me to cook in the kitchen. Ribbit! It’s rare of her to suddenly invite me to her special territory. We usually cook together if there’s a special occasion, but most of the time she wants to be alone when cooking as if she doesn’t want anybody to witness the magic that she does on her menu.

So I followed her to the kitchen and saw all the ingredients for a cake! "Yummy!" I thought and gladly helped her make the cake. As the minutes ticked by, I kept on asking her about the cake but her answer was only a soft giggle. "Hmm…strange reaction. She’s usually talkative on those rare cook-together-moments," I said to myself. "Oh well, she must be concentrating."

After awhile, the oven timer stopped and she suddenly jumped with her kitchen mittens ready and effortlessly brought the hot pan to the table. She then worked her magic on decorating the cake. Her hands were so fast, from an ordinary chocolate cake came a really marvelous decorated one. Complete with freshly whipped mallow icing and candied fruits on top, but what shocked me the most was the message written at the center of the cake…

WELCOME TO SANRIOTOWN, HIIRAGI!

My jaw dropped! Ribbit! Why would she make a cake for the new boy in town without telling me?!?! O_O

I was still wide-eyed when she kissed me on the cheek as she packed the cake in a green box. Then she left, off to deliver the cake to the new comer.

I’m back in my room now. Sadly writing about my sad experience. I have mixed feelings now, I know it’s only crush but I still feel jealous. I don’t know how I will react if I see Hiiragi. He’s a pretty boy with nice hair and…I don’t have hair to start with…

*gulps a whole glass of milk*

Ribbit! She made cake for him…=_=

…she didn’t tell me it was for him in the beginning…

*slumps on the keyboard*

Zzzzzzzz…….

Identity Crisis

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

“I want to be a frog.” Is that what this cat is trying to convey? O_o

But…but…that’s a cat already. @_@ A lot of people love cats! Why choose to be a frog?  Does this cat love frogs, as friends and not as prey? I know only a few who love frogs. Only a few understand and appreciate our nature. We’re slimy and green, but that’s how Mother Earth made us. Ribbit!

Deep inside though…I hope you really want to be a frog.

Look at Hello Kitty, there are times that she wants to be a frog. I mean, she’s popular as a cat already. Is she trying to infiltrate our little froggy world? Or it’s her way of saying…“frogs are cute when they’re me…”?

Rock n’ Roll: The Ganta Way

Friday, February 15th, 2008

*hem hem*

*drinks milk*

Milk really does help. *cough sob* I feel so sad. Mimmy likes somebody else…*croak*

*drinks more milk*

I don’t know how I’m going to face her now. Nothing will ever be the same again. I suddenly want to disappear. *hem hem* I think my special talent will be very useful now…by turning myself into a rock…

From this…

 

…to this…  

 

*hem sob* I’ll just hide for awhile.

"Jumbled" Letters

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

*Ahem*

Ok, the keyboard has been fixed, thanks to Noberu. He’s pretty good with gadgets and stuff, but there’s a slight problem with the keyboard now…THE KEYS ARE ARRANGED ALPHABETICALLY! *Hem hem*

If I press the key “A” it registers “Q”, if it’s “B” it registers “W” and so on. Good thing I can type without looking at the keyboard, but everytime I look at it they’re alphabetically arranged…it’s all wrong… *Ahem* I know Noberu is being systematic and organized but keys on keyboards are arranged differently… *hem*

Anyway, I finally found what I needed, a keyboard diagram to be printed out. Time for me to go back to Noberu so that he can finally fix this keyboard again. *Ahem ahem*

But before that, I’m leaving you guys with this cool computer peripherals set. *Croak* I would love to own this set one of these days.

Ganta’z Accident

Monday, January 14th, 2008

0h n0! Ker0ppi will be h0me z00n and I have made a terrible miztake! *Ahem*

Y0u zee, he called in a few h0urz ag0 t0 ann0unce that Tabby haz been ph0und and that they’ll be c0ming h0me. *Hem hem* I waz all happy and jumpy az I put the ph0ne receiver back 0n the cradle but I didn’t n0tice that my z0da was in the way and z0 it happened…I ZPILLED Z0DA ON KER0PPI’Z KEYB0ARD! *Ahem*

I tried cleaning it but n0w it d0ezn’t work az it uzed t0 be. @_@ The keyz are all zticky and zquizhy and z0me letterz d0n’t register. I’m using 0, ph and z to zubztitute f0r letterz. I d0n’t kn0w what else d0ezn’t work. It’z s0 hard t0 think 0f zubztitute w0rdz and letterz f0r this entry n0w. *ahem*

I even tried zhining Mimmy’z phlazhlight gipht 0n it thinking it will dry 0ut more. *hem* What am I g0ing t0 d0? They’ll be h0me anytime n0w. *Ahem* 

W.A.D Encounter

Friday, October 5th, 2007

…my stomach hurts from drinking too much milk…

A bag…hahaha…ribbit! We even saw the new Dino Squad called W.A.D. as Hello Kitty’s bodyguards. Ha! Guard her bow? As if someone would like to steal her overly-used bow.

Keroleen felt sorry for the Dino Squad and gave some of the food that she and Mimmy made. I tried to stop her because the Dino guys really look fierce, but she still insisted in sharing the food. She then approached W.A.D. and came back running and crying, “Please don’t eat meee!” Apparently the red dinosaur showed his sharp teeth at her when she gave the food

Now she has locked herself in her room, still shocked from her scary encounter with W.A.D. I told her not to give the food, but did she listen? Noooo… *sigh*

I still feel sad about Zashiki and Tabby’s departure. Will we ever see them again? T-T But, I’m glad that they arrived safely in France. Maybe one of these days we will visit them there.

Oh well, ribbit! I’d better go check on Keroleen. I hope she’s feeling better by now.

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Gotta Catch ‘Em All ™

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

O_O

Oh my goodness! Zashikibuta and Tabby are leaving for France today!!! They’re probably in the airport by now. I hope we can still catch up with them before the plane leaves.

Ribbit! What’s taking Keroleen so long to dress up? We still have to get Mimmy from her house and go to the airport! The car has a full tank and ready to go. Hopefully we all fit in my 2-door compact car. @_@

Oh, here’s Keroleen now…Ehhhhh!!! Why does she have to wear a gown?! Talk about fashionably late…

Let’s go catch the flying pig and mouse!

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Party Crasher!

Friday, September 7th, 2007

HRMM!

Kuromi crashed our party and insulted us. She called me a slimy frog, as if its sounded like a disease. =_= Of course frogs are slimy. Slime makes our skin nice and shiny. You want to see a dried-up frog jumping around? It’s not a good sight, I’m telling you.

Ribbit!!! She even insulted my cooking. She was the only one who didn’t like the donuts and threw some in the pond, and saying stuff like slimy donuts.

My goodness! Rabbit hair all over the place! She even placed her feet on top of the coffee table. So hard to clean! Grrrr!

I don’t like the way she insults people. I hope Mimmy, Zashikibuta and all the other guests are alright after what happened last night.

ò_ó

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Oh wow! Another poor soul just revealed herself. Her name is Mimmy and she has experienced many hardships in this cruel world.

I understand the feeling. In a small community wherein everybody is supposed to be promoting equality and sharing, this is what we get? Thrown out and ignored since they think we are no longer of use to them.

Hello? (the sarcastic use of the word “Hello” and not as a name) This is not a popularity contest. We all had our share of the limelight, but did we get any respect? We never asked anything in return for all the weird things the producers asked us to do. Then without any notice, they move the obscure characters, like me and Mimmy, to unknown places when all the hype is over.

War? Definitely. Don’t look down on us frogs or the other maltreated characters like Mimmy. ò_ó