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Archive for the 'Slimy Rants' Category

Stormy Days Are Here Again

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

Argh! Storm signal #3!!! Ribbit!

I like rain, but I don’t like storms this strong (heavy rains, strong winds, floods, falling trees, no electricity, etc.). Rain is no longer fun if it’s this dangerous. >.<

Now that the storm left our area, we have to clean up Donut Pond from all the fallen leaves, branches and other stuff that scattered around. Good thing it didn’t flood in our area and the rain didn’t go through the windows.

The news have mentioned that a lot of places flooded. That’s too bad. :( I hope everything will be fine for all the people that was affected by the storm. Ribbit!

Anyway, time to sleep early. Tomorrow is a big day for clean up. I hope by then, the skies are already clear.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

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*looks at older blog posts*

>.<

KYOROSUKE!!!

Why are you using my blog as a place to get dates!?! Ribbit!!!

Musical Kitchen

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Keroleen: ZRIBBIT! What’s all that commotion in the kitchen?! *hops to the kitchen*

Ganta: Hi Keroleen! *croak* These pans make great sounds when lined up precisely and hit with the right force. So are the glasses.

Keroleen: GANTA! ZRIBBIT! Please don’t practice your drum playing in the kitchen. All my kitchenware are fragile! Noooo! Not the Pyrex measuring glass Keroppi’s mother gave me! T-T

Ganta: …I’m so sorry Keroleen…*hem hem*

Keroleen: Please…please…don’t treat my kitchenware as toys…T-T *sob* You already have your video game to practice with…Please don’t play in my kitchen, I know that you really want to improve your skills, but this is not the right place to do it…

Ganta: *tries to comfort the crying Keroleen but decided not to* I’m so sorry… *and he quietly left the kitchen*

Rock Music

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

*hem hem* Mimmy. Mimmy. How come you still don’t take notice of me? I thought you like rock and roll? I am a rock after all, but with a heart as soft as a marshmallow.

ganta thinking Call me simple-minded, but I really find that Jun kid really out of this world. He likes to associate rocks with guitars, what does that suppose to mean? *cough hem* Is he saying that rock and roll is some sort of music? I can make music from rocks, too! I’ll just choose the best rocks, line them up and hit them with a stick to make the most beautiful music.

Mimmy, I will dedicate this form of rock music for you! *croak*

-GANTA-

Frog Tired

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

frog tired I’m frog tired. I finally finished cleaning the kitchen and washing all the pans. It’s fun to cook but the cleaning part is the hardest thing to do. No wonder cooking is a labor of love and so is the cleaning afterwards. Ribbit!

Oh, the things I do for love~! I hope Keroleen gets back soon from her deliveries. I would like her to massage my back…ow…ow… >.<

Jump! Stomp!

Monday, March 17th, 2008

angry keroleen HRMMMM!!!!

That was pretty annoying. I’m so mad! He ate all of Hiiragi’s gift for me! Not only that, he used Kurumi’s picture as his desktop wallpaper! >.<  ZRIBBIT!

Keroleen: *picks up a rock and throws it at the pond*

Gruff Voice: *gurgle hem hem* Watch it Keroleen! *gurgle gurgle*

Keroleen: *gasp* Ganta?

Ganta: The one and only. What’s the big idea throwing rocks around? Good thing I know how to swim.

Keroleen: *looks down* I’m sorry. I forgot that you were still hiding…

Ganta: *cough cough* You don’t look so good? What happened?

Keroleen: Well…Keroppi is picking on me. He’s making such a big deal about me admiring the new boy in SanrioTown and now is staring at some pretty lady from who-knows-where! It’s so annoying! I can’t stand it! *hops around*

Ganta: Whoa there! Take it easy. *hem hem* New boy? Pretty lady? I don’t know what’s going on but is this a case of jealousy? I think you two really need to talk and stop those stomping and throwing rocks around.

Keroleen: ZRIBBIT!!! *glare*

Ganta: *hops a few steps back* O_O Scary…I guess it’s time for me to embrace the real world once more…I think I’ll talk to Keroppi first…I also need to get the stories straight *ahem cough* I think I swallowed a trout…*gack cough*

Frog vs Frog

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

*sigh* White Day is over and Keroleen and I didn’t accomplish anything at all. We didn’t have any heart to heart talk yet. I immediately fell asleep yesterday when we ran away from an angry pretty lady…

Oh yeah…the pretty lady. I kinda understand why Keroleen has a crush on Hiiragi…humans really look wonderful…Ribbit! I’d better think rationally about this. I don’t want to jeopardize our relationship, we’re already having trouble as it is…

Also, I just realized, Keroleen is scary when she’s jealous / angry. She reacted differently compared to how I reacted when I found out that she has a crush on the new boy.

Here’s our morning drama:

Keroppi: PRETTY LADY GOOOONE!!!! :( RIBBIT! *sniff* :(

Keroleen: *glares at Keroppi and throws chocolate gifts at him*

Keroppi: WAAAAAAAAH!!!!! *chocolates land in Keroppi’s mouth* *chomp chomp* Hmmm…those were pretty good. That pretty boy Hiiragi sure has sophisticated taste.

Keroleen: Hrmm!!!

Keroppi: Ribbit! What did I do?

Keroleen: *points at Kurumi’s picture being used as the laptop’s desktop wallpaper then at empty chocolate box*

Keroppi: *sweatdrop* O_K, so now I’m the bad frog…when it was you who started staring and making those secret gifts for the new boy!

Keroleen: Hmph! *and storms out of the house*

Jealousy is a really scary feeling, but an angry lady frog is scarier. This one also makes weird noises when trying to reason out. No words heard, but it seems she has said a lot to me. =_= Keroleen and I should really have a talk soon. I don’t want to prolong this conflict anymore.

Confused Keroppi

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Pfft…White Day…I don’t feel like celebrating it. Besides, I already gave a gift to Keroleen last Valentine’s Day (westernized tradition). Ribbit! I still feel bad about what happened the other day.

Hmph! Cake…that must be Keroleen’s late Valentine’s gift for Hiiragi…..LATE VALENTINE’S GIFT?!?! OH MY GOODNESS!!! If that’s for real, could that mean she likes him….? :(

@_@ This is bad! I’m thinking of so many things. I should snap out of this. Deep inside, I know that Keroleen loves only me and she’s just being friendly to the new boy, but what is this other feeling creeping from inside me? I don’t like it at all…

Look at me! See how my emotions drastically change. A moment ago I was angry, now I’m depressed. I feel so confused now.

KEROLEEN!!! T-T

*sigh* Love is so mysterious. It brings both happy and sad moments.

Cake Madness

Monday, March 10th, 2008

*drinks milk*

Just when I thought it will be a great day, everything fell apart because of a crush. Here’s how it all started:

I was cleaning my room when Keroleen knocked on the door and invited me to cook in the kitchen. Ribbit! It’s rare of her to suddenly invite me to her special territory. We usually cook together if there’s a special occasion, but most of the time she wants to be alone when cooking as if she doesn’t want anybody to witness the magic that she does on her menu.

So I followed her to the kitchen and saw all the ingredients for a cake! "Yummy!" I thought and gladly helped her make the cake. As the minutes ticked by, I kept on asking her about the cake but her answer was only a soft giggle. "Hmm…strange reaction. She’s usually talkative on those rare cook-together-moments," I said to myself. "Oh well, she must be concentrating."

After awhile, the oven timer stopped and she suddenly jumped with her kitchen mittens ready and effortlessly brought the hot pan to the table. She then worked her magic on decorating the cake. Her hands were so fast, from an ordinary chocolate cake came a really marvelous decorated one. Complete with freshly whipped mallow icing and candied fruits on top, but what shocked me the most was the message written at the center of the cake…

WELCOME TO SANRIOTOWN, HIIRAGI!

My jaw dropped! Ribbit! Why would she make a cake for the new boy in town without telling me?!?! O_O

I was still wide-eyed when she kissed me on the cheek as she packed the cake in a green box. Then she left, off to deliver the cake to the new comer.

I’m back in my room now. Sadly writing about my sad experience. I have mixed feelings now, I know it’s only crush but I still feel jealous. I don’t know how I will react if I see Hiiragi. He’s a pretty boy with nice hair and…I don’t have hair to start with…

*gulps a whole glass of milk*

Ribbit! She made cake for him…=_=

…she didn’t tell me it was for him in the beginning…

*slumps on the keyboard*

Zzzzzzzz…….

Identity Crisis

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

“I want to be a frog.” Is that what this cat is trying to convey? O_o

But…but…that’s a cat already. @_@ A lot of people love cats! Why choose to be a frog?  Does this cat love frogs, as friends and not as prey? I know only a few who love frogs. Only a few understand and appreciate our nature. We’re slimy and green, but that’s how Mother Earth made us. Ribbit!

Deep inside though…I hope you really want to be a frog.

Look at Hello Kitty, there are times that she wants to be a frog. I mean, she’s popular as a cat already. Is she trying to infiltrate our little froggy world? Or it’s her way of saying…“frogs are cute when they’re me…”?