Incoming Gumdrop Shrapnel!
October 9th, 2008 by katiebee:kuririnmail.comI was talking to Micchi last night and we had a good laugh over a time we’d been on when someone had caused a bit of a scene by the farm entrance. I actually had screencapped and transcribed a lot of the incident because it was making me laugh… here it is, Micchi!
The scene: Florapolis, late night (EST). Two players, and one very helpful GM, try to assist a newbie who seems to have taken a wrong term somewhere around Stormwind City. He was very concerned about the lizards. Italicized lines were private messages.
After trying to help him for a while, the GM, Micchi, and I realized he was trolling riiiiight about… here:
Troll: Well I think that we need some sort of defense against those. There were a lot of monsters. They chased me around.
Micchi: That’s because they are a “reactive” monster.
Katie: Yeah, but luckily their battle plan seems to be chase you for a little bit and then run off in a sulk. So I think we’ll be ok.
Troll: Well if they invade the town, it’s not my fault. Fair warning.
Katie: No, your warning is noted.
Troll: I petitioned for Area Effect fire spells.
Katie: In the event of the Lizardpocalypse, no one will blame you.
Micchi: AOE Fire spells? I think he has high hopes for HKO.
Me: Maybe it’ll be on the PvP server. ![]()
Micchi: HKO PvP, you take 25 lollipop damage?
Troll: Wow a monster just chased me into the town and killed me.
Katie: Micchi launches projectile gumdrops. Critical hit!
GM: =.=
Micchi: LoL!
Me: Wow, you must be of special interest to their general.
(Somewhere around here, Micchi goes to bed.)
Troll: I’m scared to go back out there now.
Katie: Try the harbor. The starfish are much less aggressive. And you get mucus as a party favor.
Troll: Ew. That’s gross.
Katie: I think that’s what they drop… Yup, sticky mucus from starfish. But in their defense, they don’t really have arms, so not much to be done about it.
Troll: I don’t want to kill starfish. They didn’t do anything to me.
Katie: You could just play with them.
Troll: These monsters up here are hostile.
Katie: Tag, maybe.
Troll: I want them to die.
Katie: I think you’ll have to settle for making them vaguely dizzy.
Troll: Maybe… until my area effect fire spells are added.
Katie: I’m sure you’ll get by ’till then.
Troll: I’m just not going to go out there again without a healer.
Katie: You’ll be waiting a while.
Troll: Oh well! Goodnight friends.
(Exunt Troll)
Katie: Wow.












