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Farewell My Friends!

Sunday, January 28th, 2007

Well, I’m going away tomorrow to play bowls, and I’ll be back late on Tuesday, so it should be fun! So this is just to say farewell, and all my love to everyone! Have fun scavenger hunting! Think about me, missing out :( Hehe just kidding!

I’ll leave you with these song lyrics:

Fat, by “Weird Al” Yankovic

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I’ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
‘Cause I’m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I’m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I’ve got more chins than Chinatown

Well, I’ve never used a phone booth
And I’ve never seen my toes
When I’m goin’ to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don’tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who’s fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I’m a lucky man
I’m the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I’m gonna need my own zip code

When you’re only having seconds
I’m having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who’s fat

If you see me comin’ your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I’m hungry
Then won’t you feed my face

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I’m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I’m huge, I’m fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I’m fat and I’m proud
Just tell me once again who’s fat

Hehe look it up on Youtube, it’s funny! It’s a paradoy of MJ’s “Beat It”.

Anyways, have fun guys!
Love Me

Well, how goes it?

Wednesday, January 24th, 2007

Hehe hi! How goes it? On Monday I’m off to Sydney for a test against NSW (bowls) in the U25s team. It should be fun, we usually have fun, and there are some fun people going.

Anyway, i was gonna find some humorous lawn bowls stuff, but there doesn’t seem to be any! None that you guys would find funny anyway, so I gave up on that idea.

This is a really cute animation:

Well, I’ll write more later, I’m feelign too restless to think of somethign to talk about.

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Friday, January 19th, 2007

So, today….
Poor old Wayne Arthurs killed his knee during the warm up before his third round match against an American in the Australian Open and had to forfeit, and this is probably his last Australian Open! Ah well, better than killing his knee forever.

I didn’t do much today, it was cards night. That was sorta fun, we lost both games I think, but we had pretty bad hands all night. Daurd has to come next week so I stop getting in trouble for not bringing him over so he can be scared away.

I found out another interesting fact today, lobster’s teeth are in their stomachs.

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Interesting and Unusual Fact Time!

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

*It is estimated that a plastic container will take as long as 50,000 years to decompose
*The only part of the human anatomy that has no blood supply is the cornea
*Penguins have an organ above their eyes that changes seawater to freshwater
*A body temperature of over 42 degrees is fatal
*The skin of baby mice is so transparent that you can see the milk flowing into them as they suckle
*48 teaspoons make one cup
*Your body makes a new lining for your stomach every 3 days
*Cabbage is 91% water
*Cows, rice fields and garbage dumps are the largest producers of methane gas
*The statuette on Rolls Royce is called “The Spirit of Ecstasy”
*In ancient times, parsley wreaths were used to ward off drunkeness
*A Boeing 747 plane holds about 216,846 litres of fuel
*Flamingos live up to 80 years
*A guinea pig can run 3 hours after being born
*The Pac Man video arcade game featured coloured ghosts named Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde
*The average loaf of bread is more than a third water
*Only one in 1000 animals born in the sea grow to maturity
*If all the gold suspended in the worlds seawater were mined, each person on earth would recieve about 4kg
*When born the white whale is black
*The bird that lays the largest egg in relation to its own size is the kiwi
*When first born a shrimp is male. Over time it gradually evolves into a female
*Argentineans eat more meat than any other nation in the world
*Americans consume about 100 acres of pizza every day
*Spider silk is a very strong material and its on-weight basis has proven it to be stronger than steel
*Every living thing on Earth contains carbon
*It takes over 20,000 litres of water to produce one kilogram of beef
*On an average day, an adult spends 77 minutes eating
*A person living to 75 years of age will have slept almost 23 years of their life - or about 220,000 hours
*A “buccula” is the name given to a person’s double chin
*Male monkeys go bald in the same way men do

Just a little bit of junk food for your brain ^.^
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The Australian Open ***UPDATE***

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

NEWS FLASH!! Today is the begining of the third day of the AUSTRALIAN OPEN!!! *crowd noises…cheering…etc..*

WELL…has anyone else been watching it? I have. I saw a very boring game yesteday in women’s singles between Dementiava and someone called Maria something. Dementiava did 12 double faults in one match!! Yeah so that was a boring match.

Countries in the singles matches:

Japan entered four competitors, and 2 are still going, one of them has one 2 matches

America entered 25 and only 9 remain

France entered 28 and 10 remain

Australia entered 13 and 5 remain

For other countries:

My last few comments for today are: WOW DID YOU SEE GUCCIONE’S AMAZING DOUBLE HIT SHOT? He missed it the first time and ran back and hit it after the bounce and it went in and he won the point!! It was cool as.

Lleyton Hewit is terrible and I don’t like him much anymore. ROGER FEDERER to win!! I like him ^^

See ya all later, dont’ forget to watch the tennis!!!
Love ME

Cute Photo Time~!

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

Sonnet 116

Sunday, January 14th, 2007

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth’s unknown, although his height be taken.
Love’s not Time’s fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle’s compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

Mouse and Daurd’s Civic Treasure Hunt!

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

Today was the fateful day of the first ever Civic Treasure Hunt. We went on a quest to find 10 items…

-> A 1000 piece puzzle (d)
-> A purple ballpoint pen (m)
-> One of those funny little books inspirational books (m)
-> Something froggy (m)
-> A horrible flavour of icecream (d&m)
-> A 20c coin (d)
-> Something non-human that can talk to you (d&m)
-> A family of 5 (m)
-> A movie we’ve both seen (d)
-> A 2006 calender (d)

Hunt Status: Complete!
Items Found: 10/10
Time Bonus: 5
Bonus Points: 10
Combo Points: 10
Total Score: 35
Grade: A-
Overall Winner: Tie.

It took us 2 hours or something, so we only got 5 time bonus points but we had some icecream as well. I was too tired to carry on, so we went home ^^ But we did succesfully find all the items on our list and completed the Bonus Round, which was to see 5 people we know. And we didn’t cheat that much, we didn’t FIND a 20c piece as such, but we had some, and we saw a sign that said 20 perCENT, so we just took that as our last check off on our way out. And the 2006 calender was in the front of a 2007 calender, but it was still a 2006 calender, right???? ^^

And then we spent most of the rest of the day puzzling our puzzle, which we bought. (we didn’t have to buy all of the items of course ^^) But the puzzle is hard! I’m so tired today for some reason, Daurd tired me out shopping, trust me to find a boy who knows how to shop ^.~

Anyway, that’s about all from me!
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Tuesday, January 9th, 2007

Just quickly, today I plan on doing some major clarinet practice, so…
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Cool Website and Uru-chan’s mistakes

Monday, January 8th, 2007

This is a cool website.

Look it up! And invite me to draw with you!! Come on, it’s not just imaginative, it’s imaginative to the power of 3~~~~!!!!~!~~~!!!!!

Ok anyway, Uru-chan is waiting in suspension. Nobody else will get it, but it’s funny to us.
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lulu in suspension