If you haven’t heard of a single Chuck Norris joke yet, shame on you! If you have, better make sure Chuck Norris doesn’t know you’re laughing at him.XD

My top picks of Chuck Norris jokes:

• Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
• There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
• Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72 - and they’re all poisonous.
• Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken’s famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
• If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
• The only thing that could cut Chuck Norris Chuck Norris.
• When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
• On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris knows the full value of Pi.

Happy birthday, Chuck Norris! Please don’t have me for lunch.XD

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