So there I was on the table, ready for breakfast. I just woke up, so I was still pretty sleepy. I had some scrambled eggs as part of my breakfast. Seeing that the bottle of ketchup wasn’t on the table, I got up to get it. I sat back down, twisted the cap, and then KABOOM! My mom, who was in the bathroom at that time taking a shower, rushed out, asking almost hysterically what the explosion was - and why I screamed. I was shocked, but then began to mutter something like, “Bottle, ketchup, explode, bottle, ketchup, explode, bo…” Well, the bottle itself was intact, but smoke was streaming out of it, and the cap was on the floor, where it landed after it flew off. As for me? Aside from uttering one word at a time, one side of my face stang a bit. Hey, it might have just been air pressure that hit me, but it was a very strong blast all the same. I don’t know how the ketchup became spoiled, maybe it’s because of the place it was stored in, but still… I don’t think I’ll ever look at a bottle of ketchup the same way again. Ever.

Ick. Just realized: did the ketchup, er, fart on me? o_O