WAHAHAHAHA! I needed that.^_^ This fortune reminds me of the local newspapers that have joke horoscopes. Instead of giving sufficiently vague fortunes that probably will fit just about any situation, they give very specific ones, like, “On Tuesday, you will choke on a fishbone!” They even have “unique” lucky colors, such as “Rainbow Brown” and “Neon Black”, and lucky numbers, such as the square root of 127173023940347930284390432094832984732984732 or the circumference of a circle wth a 324324324908210 diameter.

Come to think of it, Ben Affleck hasn’t been in a movie ever since he hooked up with Jennifer Garner. Must be busy being a daddy.^_^