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Remember my entry with the sticker thingies from Victorsaurus? Turns out they’re not stickers but tattoos, so if you use them, they feature my sister and not me!:( I’m sad now.:(
Help! Can someone please give me tips on how to make a kitten feel better (I know I’m a kitten too, but that’s not the point!) Charmmy’s all upset because she saw a picture of my sister with someone, urm, something. I promise, this is the first time I’ve seen this dog.@_@ I don’t know if Kitty got a part-time job as a dog walker (and I don’t think that’s true, she’s got a career, after all), so I don’t know where the puppy came from. Please help me make Charmmy feel better, otherwise, she might end up scratching all the furniture (or me!)
*Sigh* I guess you could tell from my title that I’m not a pachyderm anymore. My sister arrived back home and, well… Mama: *brightly* Mimmy, Kitty’s coming home today? Aren’t you excited? Me: *attempts to smile* Yes, Mama! I am! But… I’ve got a headache, can I just go upstairs and lie down for a moment? Mama: Alright, but you have to make sure you go down later, so you don’t forget to say "Hello!" to your sister. *laughs at her own joke* Me: Er, right *smiles weakly again* Later in my room, I was so close to sleep when the door suddenly burst open. Kitty: Mimmy! I’m so glad to see you! You wouldn’t believe how many people came and adored me! Me: Urm, good for you, Kitty *drowsily* Kitty: Yep! They were so many! They all were chanting my name and waving around stuff with my face on it! It’s so sweet! I *turns to look at me and then screams* Me: What’s wrong? Kitty: *in a hushed voice* Mimmy, don’t make any sudden movements. There’s a snake on your bed. Me: There’s a what? *still sleepy* Suddenly, Kitty pounced! Before I knew it, she had her claws out and was scratching my lovely trunk to pieces. Kitty: Take that! And this! And have some of this! Before I knew it, my lovely trunk was lying in shreds.:’( Kitty: *satisfied tone* That’ll teach you to attack my sister!*turns to me* Aren’t you proud of me, Mimmy? I saved your life! Yay me! Me: *sob* And I was just starting to learn to water my garden with my trunk.:’(
So I was there in the zoo, looking at the tiger exhibit (by the way, did you know that a tiger can eat up to 60 pounds at a time?) and I was pouncing and roaring and jumping and doing all the things that tigers could do, when all of a sudden, there was this little kid who suddenly saw me and ran up to the caretaker, squeaking excitedly. I was worried at first, I thought I was mistaken for my twin again and they’ll ask me to sign a shirt or a pineapple or a turnip, when suddenly, Mr. Caretaker man pulled out this radio and said clearly, "Escaped tiger on the loose! Escaped tiger on the loose! Be on alert! I’m now going to try and neutralize it," and he then proceeded to walk towards me! Yikes! So I ran and ran and ran, but Mr. Caretaker man chased after me! Thankfully, I was able to escape, but I think I scared the people off. Maybe my orange-y color (it’s already paler now, but I’m still as orange as an, urm, orange) and my stripes had something to do with it? Anyway, I’m back at home blogging right now, and I think I’ll wait for a while for my color to subside. I guess I did too good a job as a tiger.@_@ Looks like I won’t be going to the zoo anytime soon. If you see Mr. Caretaker, don’t tell him where I’m hiding, pretty please.
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