You know those monster movies they show on cable at times? I think they’re misunderstood creatures. They didn’t ask to be turned that way. It was just some sort of a freak accident, really. Deep inside, they’re really nice, furry creatures that have a warm heart and a caring disposition. It’s not like they meant to scare people or destroy stuff. They’re just misunderstood, is all.

Why am I saying this? Because I found myself in a monster movie… with me as the monster! Heli-lollies and giant truck jawbreakers (it is Sanriotown, you know) are chasing after me, and the townspeople are bringing pitchforks and torches! Eek! I’ve been trying to explain to them that I’m not really a monster, but all I can say is *CLICK*CLICK*, and the last time tried it, I accidentally snapped the tail of the heli-lolly! Please, help me!

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The good news: I’m no longer a little bug! Hurray for Angie’s magic!

The bad news: I’m now a BIG bug.x_x

The worse news: I think Pink knocked Blue unconscious when she thwapped him.x_x

The worst news: Ganta fainted again. And he squished Keroleen, Kyorosuke, and Keroppi when he fell.

The worst-er news: Purin and his friend horsie got trapped in an alternate universe, where Cinnamoroll has vampire fangs

The worst-est news: I’m now being chased by farmers from all over Sanriotown with pesticide. I think they think that I want to eat their crops (Just because I have a mouth - well, pincers, anyway - doesn’t mean that I’m going to be gobbling everything in sight!)

We’re all doomed!