See? Urm, well, if you don’t really see, it’s actually the cat who has her back turned. I’m telling you, she’s a fake Mimmy! I’m right there in the picture, with my sister (yes, this was taken during better times, but that’s another story to tell). The question is, who’s that girl who has her back turned? You can always say she’s a fake Hello Kitty, I suppose, since my sister’s all nice and popular and cute and sweet and pretty and… (Okay, I’ll stop right there. I don’t need to add the litanies of praises given to her) But no! I tell you, she’s a fake me! The placement of her bow is the indicator. It’s on her right ear! That’s mine! I’m the one wearing the bow on the right ear! Not her! And for an impersonator, she’s not doing a good job of it: my color’s yellow, not pink.

Who is she, anyway? Can anyone please tell me?