It’s touching that there’s still a shirt that has me on it, I suppose… That’s the thing though: I really don’t know if it’s me - me. I think they’re trying to pass of an impostor as me. For one, my bow color is yellow. Y-E-L-L-O-W. I wouldn’t wear a pink ribbon because it’s too identified with my dear sister. For all I know, they just got some random white cat and tried to pass her off as me.

Second, read the text:

Who says “Neat!” these days?@_@ I certainly don’t, and yet they tried to pass that off as something that I would say. Of course not! I’d squeal about fun stuff, but I wouldn’t describe it as “Neat!”

Lastly, how come the shirt just says Hello Kitty? There are two cats on the picture (even if it’s not me, they are trying to pass it off as me), so shouldn’t it be “Hello Kitty and Mimmy”? My name’s not that hard to spell (even if some people do spell it as “Mimi” at times. Rawr!) but they can put it on the shirt. The text doesn’t even have to be as big as my dear sister’s name. Her name can be “HELLO KITTY” and mine “Mimmy” for all I care, but at least they could’ve given that person a name.

With the way my luck is going, someone’s probably going to say that that’s not supposed to be me, but some random cat named “Sophia”, “Trixie”, “Jennie”, or (perish the thought) Bob.