(Or “Ten Reasons Why Yellow Owns Black”)
Mood: Vengeful
I’m still frustrated with what Kuromi did at Keroppi’s party, so I compiled a list on why she’s not the best Sanrio character at all.
10. She doesn’t know how to stand up for what she believes in. She claims she hates Melody, but she creates her blog on the mymelody domain here at Sanrio Town. Ironic, much? At least I didn’t make mine on hellokitty, as a matter of principle. I feel a hairball coming up. *cough*Sell-out!*cough* Whoops. Sorry about that.
9. She calls me Kitty’s stunt double. Hah. Despite the humiliating offer made by Mr. Agent, we stars actually have our own stunt doubles when we’re in perilous situations. Mine is called Minnie (no relation to another rodent, of course). Kuromi does her own stunts because she’s not famous enough yet. Aaawww… Poor her. Not.
8. Why does she love pickled leeks? I shudder to even think about what that would taste. Talk about barf fest *cringe*cringe* I’ll take cookies any day. That is, if Kitty doesn’t take it first.
7. From what hole did she come from? At least I have a family of my own (never mind that I have an annoying sister). What about her? No one knows.
6. She’s a rabbit. FYI, rabbits are rodents. Three guesses on what a cat’s worst enemy is.
5. Oooh… Look at her, all tough, having a gang of her own. Kuromi’s 5? How scary. As if. Bullies are never cool.
4. She’s a friend-and-animal abuser. Why is she using a pal of hers as her personal vehicle? Tsk tsk. I’m a better friend than her. Just ask Cathy, Tippy, Tiny Chum, and the rest of our chums.
3. What is it with the jester hat? What is she trying to do? Make us laugh to death? Puh-leaze. Even making it black and putting a skull there doesn’t scare anyone. Especially if the skull is pink.
Oh wait, I get it. She’s going to give us a scare because of her horrendous outfit! Hello, fashion police? We’ve got a live one here.
2. Yellow is the new black. Her taste is so passé. She really needs to update on her wardrobe. Oh wait. She doesn’t really wear clothes. How sad.
1. Since when have rabbits become scary? What’s she going to do, wave her fluffy rabbit tail at me?
September 10th, 2007 at 5:30 am
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September 10th, 2007 at 6:44 am
[…] feel as if I should to something now. I think I would like to bake cookies for Mimmy because she is very frustrated now. […]
September 10th, 2007 at 6:56 am
Want to join me for some milk? *sigh*
September 11th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
^^
*don’t know what say.*
but the pink skull is funny XD
September 14th, 2007 at 7:08 am
^^
September 15th, 2007 at 11:31 am
u r sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better than her u should not be sorry SHE should!
September 17th, 2007 at 4:47 am
Thanks, hksoph.:)
September 19th, 2007 at 7:19 am
[…] on, for those of you who read her “10 reasons why Mimmy is better than Kuromi” post (Hah! You wish!!!), there are a few things I simply must point. 3. What is it with the jester […]
September 20th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
Hey Mimmy. Kuromi said something nice about your fashionable jumper.
September 21st, 2007 at 1:17 am
Thanks for the heads-up, tingal.:) I’ll check it out later, after I have a catnap.
September 30th, 2007 at 1:35 am
Hey, hey, HEY! Don’t be bashin’ Kuromi- chan!!!
Honestly! She’s the awesomest Sanrio character ever!!
October 1st, 2007 at 6:45 am
Kuromifan, don’t worry. Kuromi and I are now on a truce.:)
July 30th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
I think that Mimmy and Kurromi Rock. Now Hello Kitty on the other hand is stealing your fame.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
typo (kurromi) Kuromi
March 14th, 2009 at 12:44 am
9. She calls me Kitty’s stunt double. Hah. Despite the humiliating offer made by Mr. Agent, we stars actually have our own stunt doubles when we’re in perilous situations. Mine is called Minnie (no relation to another rodent, of course). Kuromi does her own stunts because she’s not famous enough yet. Aaawww… Poor her. Not.
maybe shes BRAVER and THOUGHER than you.
May 30th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
kuromi is my friend you are evil because you are so mine for kuromi ps : im for finland kitty-double
May 30th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
kitty are so match cuttier than you mimmy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!