Mood: Peeved

It’s bad enough that I have to go and prove my worth above my sister Kitty, a silly rabbit has to go and enter the scene as well!

By now, you probably have heard from Keroppi about the fiasco that happened at his party yesterday. Thanks to that Kuromi (even her name’s funny), the fun was all ruined! She didn’t even think about what her stunts did to the poor frog. Just when he gets recognized, she goes and spoils it for him.

The thing is, she wasn’t invited to the party at all! I should’ve told Keroppi the moment I saw her skulking at the bushes. He could’ve sic-ed Pochi on her instead. We know that alligators hate bunny rabbits anyway.

She even made fun of poor Zashiki. Poor guy. I don’t know how to tell him that Kuromi’s laughing at him, not with him.

She even insults our cooking, when she wasn’t even supposed to be eating them at the party. Correction: she’s not even supposed to be at the party. Har har har. Sour grapes, much?

Rawr! Sorry, the lion in me is acting up. She makes me so maad! She even has the nerve to forget who I am. It’s Mimmy. M-I-M-M-Y. Don’t you forget it. And hello? Yellow is the new black! Everyone knows that. At least, everyone with even the slightest bit of fashion sense (which I doubt she has. Have you seen her outfits? Loserville!)

It’s a good thing I didn’t go with my original plan to ask her and Badtzy out to plot on my rise to fame. I keep forgetting she has “world domination” going across her dandruff-y head (or is it fleas? I can’t remember what her doctor said) .

Speaking of Badtz… Kuromi, honey, this is coming from one furry character to another. He. Doesn’t. Like. You. Get over it. He’d rather go out with Duckadoo than with you (hey, that rhymes). They both have feathers, anyway. Besides, you probably only like him because he beat you as the first angsty Sanrio character. Lalalalala…

And your singing? Puh-leaze. Charmmy sings better than you, and that’s when she’s caterwauling at night with her pals.

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