Mood: Hungry

As I type this, I am starving. Absolutely, positively starving. Famished, even. All because my dear sister ate all my food again. Each press of the keyboard brings a growl in my tummy. Whoops. There it goes again.

People seem to think it’s cute that Kitty loves to eat the cookies and apple pies that Mama and I make. If you’re in my shoes, you wouldn’t even think it’s close to being kawaii, especially when you’ve slaved over the food for more than three hours, sweating all the water out of your system only to have the food snatched away from you.

Me: Yay! The cookies are ready! *Takes them out of the oven) This sure is a treat, since I’ve finished all of my homework and tutored Kitty on hers!

Kitty: Hey! Cookies! For me? You’re so sweet, Mimmy! (And she grabs the entire plate and heads for the forest)

Is that fair? I wouldn’t mind sharing, ordinarily, but why did she take the entire plate? And after I tutor her in Math? Now I’m hungry, and there’s only a bottle of milk in the fridge, because Kitty forgot to get groceries this morning. I would probably drink that, but you see, I’m lactose-intolerant, which is a sad thing if you’re a cat.:(

*Sigh* So there. I don’t have anything else to eat right now, while my dear sister is out skipping her way in the forest, probably feeding my cookies to the birds.

Wish I were a bird.

*Sigh* I really am hungry. The kids at school have noticed I’m losing weight, and it’s true. I mean, look at me:

Compare me to my sister:

See? She’s definitely plumper than me. And all because of the cookies and pie that I made. Fans of her often mistake her to be the one who loves baking. That’s so not true, because she hasn’t so much as stirred batter. It’s all me. It just so happened that a photographer dropped by our house when I had to switch my bow to my left ear because I had an infection on my right, and he thought I was Kitty. A serious case of misunderstanding, and no one even bothered to listen when I said that it was me. They even called me a “sour graper.” *Sniff*

This is so not fair.

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