Mood: Teed off

Well my purring’s definitely ended. I was so chipper after I wrote my last entry that I was able to make my very own link banner (please link me!) and then I decided to check out the GIFs I was talking about earlier.

Imagine my shock when I saw these side-by-side:

I mean, my sister’s reading a book, and I end up playing with a leaf?! Don’t get me wrong: I love trees and plants and all those things that grow, but leaves?x_x Sure, you can always say that the book that Kitty’s reading is actually made of paper, which came from trees, and then you could say I’m, in fact, playing with the real thing, but come on, leaves? Oh wait, let me correct myself: leaf. It’s just one tiny leaf that I’m playing with. Look at my face on the GIF. Do I look even remotely happy? Uh uh.

And yes, Kitty does have pictures with leaves too. And I think it makes me more teed. Check these out:

1. She’s wearing my bow! Yellow is my thing, not hers.

2. How come she’s got either bigger leaf (and one that flies too!) or a pile of them? I get one lousy leaf that doesn’t do anything! It’s pretty and all, but… It’s. A. Leaf.

Then I check the other GIFs, hoping that there are some nicer ones. I saw this and I felt a bit chipper. It’s a cute teddy bear, after all, and I love these, even if they kinda remind me of Tiny Chum.

And then, I saw this: . Don’t try and make me feel better by saying at least my bear has a body, legs, and arms. Hers is bigger and it floats too! How come they don’t want me airborne? I don’t have motion sickness, if that’s what they’re scared of. I’m sad as well as peeved.

When will the injustice end?*cries*

Mood: Suprised but chipper ^_^

Yay! I’m happy I’m getting visitors. This means more people to know the truth about my sister.

But… That’s not the only reason why I’m so happy today.^_^ I found some pretty cool GIFs featuring moi (as you can see on my mood), so yay me! Fine, maybe my dear sister has bigger ones than mine, and some are way nicer, and she’s definitely got more, and…

Okay. Not. Ranting. Today. I will not let her spoil my mood.

Anyway, I’m trying to think of a cool link banner so people can have me on their sidebar (I’m sure there are at least some people who are sick of red bows already). Hmmm… Maybe I should get rid of the ribbon and make myself a new identity. But then, without a ribbon, I look, er, bald. Or like Daniel. And I’m so not a guy, much less a bald one. What can I do to make people love me more than my sister?

Hmmm… I’ll just plot tomorrow. It makes my head ache, and I still want to be in happy mode for the rest of the day.

‘Til then!

Mood: Hungry

As I type this, I am starving. Absolutely, positively starving. Famished, even. All because my dear sister ate all my food again. Each press of the keyboard brings a growl in my tummy. Whoops. There it goes again.

People seem to think it’s cute that Kitty loves to eat the cookies and apple pies that Mama and I make. If you’re in my shoes, you wouldn’t even think it’s close to being kawaii, especially when you’ve slaved over the food for more than three hours, sweating all the water out of your system only to have the food snatched away from you.

Me: Yay! The cookies are ready! *Takes them out of the oven) This sure is a treat, since I’ve finished all of my homework and tutored Kitty on hers!

Kitty: Hey! Cookies! For me? You’re so sweet, Mimmy! (And she grabs the entire plate and heads for the forest)

Is that fair? I wouldn’t mind sharing, ordinarily, but why did she take the entire plate? And after I tutor her in Math? Now I’m hungry, and there’s only a bottle of milk in the fridge, because Kitty forgot to get groceries this morning. I would probably drink that, but you see, I’m lactose-intolerant, which is a sad thing if you’re a cat.:(

*Sigh* So there. I don’t have anything else to eat right now, while my dear sister is out skipping her way in the forest, probably feeding my cookies to the birds.

Wish I were a bird.

*Sigh* I really am hungry. The kids at school have noticed I’m losing weight, and it’s true. I mean, look at me:

Compare me to my sister:

See? She’s definitely plumper than me. And all because of the cookies and pie that I made. Fans of her often mistake her to be the one who loves baking. That’s so not true, because she hasn’t so much as stirred batter. It’s all me. It just so happened that a photographer dropped by our house when I had to switch my bow to my left ear because I had an infection on my right, and he thought I was Kitty. A serious case of misunderstanding, and no one even bothered to listen when I said that it was me. They even called me a “sour graper.” *Sniff*

This is so not fair.

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Mood: Angsty

I am Mimmy White, and today, I am declaring for all the (cyber) world to hear: Enough is enough! I have had it!

I thought I could bear being the sister of dear Kitty. Turns out I’m wrong. Even Sanrio town, my favorite site in the world because it promises fairness and equality for all characters (well, kinda anyway), betrayed me. Don’t believe me? Check this out.

See? Kitty gets an huuuuuge picture of herself, why I get even teeny tiny picture that’s kind of blurred. How fair is that?!

Yeah, yeah. I’m the supporting character and all, but it seems as though people forget that I actually exist. It’s not like my face is forgettable - we share the same one after all, never mind that my yellow ribbon is on my right ear. Honestly, isn’t right the dominant side anyway? Why clip a ribbon on the left ear?

Why does she have to be the star all the time? I’m the one with the actual decent name. Hello, Kitty (Har, har. I crack myself up) isn’t even a decent name to begin with. I don’t know what the ‘rents were thinking when they named her. Maybe they thought to give her an easier time to remember her name. You know, just look at the mirror and she’ll know what her name is. People seem to love that though. Hairball only knows why.@_@ Maybe because they love having the obvious pointed out for them.

So I’m putting up this blog, not only to try and get the recognition I deserve, but also to let people know how I feel. I get hurt too *sniffle*. I’m going to use the Kuririn layout so I can show my color (Hurmph. Replace me with a hamster with a flower for a hat, why don’t you?) and My Melody emoticons as my moods. At least she’s got a mouth.

This is the final straw. This means war. If you want to know the deal between me and my sister, keep checking my blog out and get a glimpse of what the life of Mimmy White is really like.

I might go and meet up with Kuromi and Badtz later. Maybe they’ve got ideas on how to do this.

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