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Jokes About Boys

Monday, September 17th, 2007

Boys being naughty are usually accepted as well, just being themselves. Hence, the popular line “Boys will be boys.”

While we know that not all boys are like that, here are two stories about this behavior just to make you smile today. If you have boys of your own, you may relate to these stories!

Boys Will Be Boys

TOO ROUGH

A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with
the boys?” Her mother replied, “No, you can’t play with the boys, they’re too rough.” The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, “If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?”

TWO BOYS

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.

The boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old in first that morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”

The boy’s mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, “Where is God!!?” Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowed, “WHERE IS GOD!?”

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, “What happened?”

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, “We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!”

Hope you enjoyed those stories, just a little dose of humor to lighten up your mood. :)

[Stories from Dang Good Jokes and Classic Cute Stories]

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No Small Roles

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Getting into the Role

How happy are we about what we do? Well for many of us, it’s not easy to be happy with our status. We find it hard to handle pressure, and disappointment when we don’t get the position, recognition, or roles in school or work that we had hoped for.

For many of us, playing minor roles is just not enough. But we can learn from children, and I have just the story to give a fresh perspective on this matter.

Whenever I’m disappointed with my spot in my life, I stop and think about little Jamie. Jamie was trying out for a part in a school play. His mother told me that he’d set his heart on being in it, though she feared he would not be chosen. On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with pride and excitement. “Guess what Mom,” he shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to me: “I’ve been chosen to clap and cheer.”

So what’s our outlook on our own circumstances? Do we show discontentment or do we value whatever it is we do, as long as we put our all into it? After all, there are no small roles, it’s up to us to take our roles to great heights. Chin up everyone! :)

[Story from taby.com, image from metroactive.com]

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The Funniest Automated Email Replies of All Time

Monday, July 9th, 2007

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the

position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. I’m not really out of the  office. I’m just ignoring you.

3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.
If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

4. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I
may be promoted to management.

5. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I
return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the
order it was received.

6. Thank you for  your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten
words  and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver
this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

8. I am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

9. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system. You are
currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

10. Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message.

11. Hi. I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

12. Hi! I’m busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don’t bother to leave me any
messages.

13. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

14. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return,
please refer to me as “Loretta” instead of “Steve.”
Source: Jokes2Go.Com 

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Kids say the funniest things!

Monday, June 18th, 2007

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN: “K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE: I is…
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s, Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog.

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Husband and Wife

Friday, May 25th, 2007

husband and wife

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

“Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

WOMEN’S REVENGE

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
“No,” she replied, ”
but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him.”

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I’m not going to understand women.
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh,
rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

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