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The Funniest Automated Email Replies of All Time

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the

position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. I’m not really out of the  office. I’m just ignoring you.

3. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office.
If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

4. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I
may be promoted to management.

5. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I
return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the
order it was received.

6. Thank you for  your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten
words  and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

7. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver
this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

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