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Archive for June, 2007

Kids say the funniest things!

Monday, June 18th, 2007


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.


TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.


TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.


TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.


TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.


TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s, Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog.


Why God Made Pets

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

They help out around the house…

They protect our children ..

They look out for the smaller ones..

They show us how to relax …

They “converse” with each other ..

They help you when you’re down …

They are great at decorating for the Holidays ..

They have “great” expectations

They are Patriotic ..

They are happy to “test” the water ..

They love their “teddies” ..

They know who’s “BOSS”

AND - They know when we need a good LAUGH!