Read ‘em aloud!
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Now if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
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Three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts. Now if three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts, how many thoughts did each thief think?
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That which is theirs is neither more nor less than that which is thine.
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The thin thief went through that thicket over there.
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A thorn adorned a thicket.
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If you buy a ticket to see the thicket, you get a thorn to adorn your thicket ticket.
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Hu had the flu, and when Hu flew the flu flew.
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Fu found four frosty frappuccinos, and who did he find with them? Four fabulous females.
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The foreheads of four heads were fairly hairy for foreheads.
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“Berries vary very much,” said the berry fairy very well.
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One should wear one’s best vest for the fest. In other words, one should wear one’s best fest vest.
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I thought I sought a shot, but I sought a thought instead. And the thought I sought was not a shot, but a thimble and a thread.
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The ultimate tongue twister of all time:
I think that a thick, sick, chic chick surely, thoroughly sank its shank into the tank and drank.

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