Wow! Now, that’s what I call a “big” meal!!

Babies making friends at a grocery store

That’s a neat way to drink milk!

Source: funny-potato.com

Aren’t you supposed to walk in a walker?

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Read ‘em aloud!

1. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

2. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Now if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?

3. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

4. Three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts. Now if three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts, how many thoughts did each thief think?

5. That which is theirs is neither more nor less than that which is thine.

6. The thin thief went through that thicket over there.

7. A thorn adorned a thicket.

8. If you buy a ticket to see the thicket, you get a thorn to adorn your thicket ticket.

9. Hu had the flu, and when Hu flew the flu flew.

10. Fu found four frosty frappuccinos, and who did he find with them? Four fabulous females.

11. The foreheads of four heads were fairly hairy for foreheads.

12. “Berries vary very much,” said the berry fairy very well.

13. One should wear one’s best vest for the fest. In other words, one should wear one’s best fest vest.

14. I thought I sought a shot, but I sought a thought instead. And the thought I sought was not a shot, but a thimble and a thread.

15. The ultimate tongue twister of all time:

    I think that a thick, sick, chic chick surely, thoroughly sank its shank into the tank and drank.

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WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

“Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

WOMEN’S REVENGE

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
“No,” she replied, ”
but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him.”

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I’m not going to understand women.
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh,
rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

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