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Archive for May, 2007

Doctors Remove Bullet After 64 Years

Thursday, May 31st, 2007


Updated: 5/30/2007

SHANGHAI, China

Chinese doctors have removed a more than 1-inch-long bullet from a woman’s skull 64 years after she was shot by Japanese Imperial Army troops, her doctor said Tuesday.

Jin Guangying, 77, was in good condition following the four-hour surgery and went home on May 3, Zhou Hong, the head of surgery at Renci Hospital in Jin’s native Jiangsu province, told The Associated Press.

”I don’t really know how to explain her survival with that bullet in her head for such a long time,” Zhou said. ”I would have say this is pure good luck.”

Jin was shot in 1943 while delivering food to her father, a member of a guerrilla unit fighting Japanese troops that had invaded the region in 1937, the Shanghai Daily newspaper reported.

The 13-year-old survived under her mother’s care, and the bullet apparently went undetected.

Jin suffered from periodic headaches and fits. Fearing she might have a tumor, her family arranged for a scan that revealed the presence of the now-rusty and patina green bullet, it said.

”The operation went smoothly and actually was not that hard, even though she is 77 years old,” Zhou said.

No telephone number was available for Jin. Reports said has continued to live in the poor farming village where the original shooting occurred.

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.

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Babies are so adorable!

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Wow! Now, that’s what I call a “big” meal!!

Babies making friends at a grocery store

That’s a neat way to drink milk!

Source: funny-potato.com

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Aren’t you supposed to walk in a walker?

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Tongue Twisters

Friday, May 25th, 2007

Read ‘em aloud!

  1. She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

  2. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Now if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?

  3. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

  4. Three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts. Now if three thin thieves thought a thousand thoughts, how many thoughts did each thief think?

  5. That which is theirs is neither more nor less than that which is thine.

  6. The thin thief went through that thicket over there.

  7. A thorn adorned a thicket.

  8. If you buy a ticket to see the thicket, you get a thorn to adorn your thicket ticket.

  9. Hu had the flu, and when Hu flew the flu flew.

  10. Fu found four frosty frappuccinos, and who did he find with them? Four fabulous females.

  11. The foreheads of four heads were fairly hairy for foreheads.

  12. “Berries vary very much,” said the berry fairy very well.

  13. One should wear one’s best vest for the fest. In other words, one should wear one’s best fest vest.

  14. I thought I sought a shot, but I sought a thought instead. And the thought I sought was not a shot, but a thimble and a thread.

  15. The ultimate tongue twister of all time:

    I think that a thick, sick, chic chick surely, thoroughly sank its shank into the tank and drank.


Source: http://efl.htmlplanet.com/

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Husband and Wife

Friday, May 25th, 2007

husband and wife

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an
argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,
and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,

“Relatives of yours?”
“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”

WOMEN’S REVENGE

“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
“So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
“No,” she replied, ”
but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him.”

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I’m not going to understand women.
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh,
rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many
words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”

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