
I am many things, I am power unlike any you have ever known: absolute, infinite, and unrelenting. You have no choice but to prepare as a long dark future as my subjects. The skies will rain fire, the oceans will boil, the streets will run red with ketchup. Tremble before the power of Mr. Happy hearts. And you will obey me.





















February 25th, 2009 at 8:03 am
Thanks for the headache, butthead. >_>
*heart
February 25th, 2009 at 8:17 am
No its hearts. Coz he also has one.
February 25th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Lol, you’re so weird. Guess that’s just obvious when it comes to aliens.
February 25th, 2009 at 8:42 am
It’s not weird, it makes perfect sense. Every human knows that every heart has its own heart.
February 25th, 2009 at 9:15 am
… blinks. I think Wilson ditching you has make you a little cuckoo.
February 25th, 2009 at 10:46 am
Human history begins with man’s act of disobedience which is at the very same time the beginning of his freedom and development of his reason.
We will not obey the iron fist!
February 25th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
no indeed we wont
February 25th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
[…] GM-Zel: Obey. […]
February 25th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
No… never…my head hurts to much fron the pic to obey anyone.
Do you work for Mr. Happy hearts? or does he works for you?
February 25th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
O_o … Can’t … resist … weird … GM-magic … @_@
February 25th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
….i feel dizzy now XP
February 25th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I look forward to the ketchup-filled streets, as I bring my fries. Heehee.
February 25th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
@.@ *offers up banana split with fresh mud, organic frogs, katydid bits and dried worm sprinkles* Bi promises no gravel in the mud this time..
February 26th, 2009 at 12:12 am
*cough* *cough* Zel, have you gone cuckoo without any players in HKO now? Yeah, I think you’re lonesome xP
February 26th, 2009 at 2:05 am
O_O Yeeees, master…
February 26th, 2009 at 2:49 am
Ahh. My eyes!… I think Mr. Happy Hearts has something to do with Zel’s cuckooness. lol. And also Wilson caving and all without him… lonely?
February 26th, 2009 at 4:00 am
Maybe Zel has simply “caved” in?
February 26th, 2009 at 6:16 am
@Victorsaurus: I work for him. His offer was nice plus free dental plans on my contract.
@Tigerlyly: Well its been reeeeally quiet here at HKO.And the NPCs just ignore me.
@Shesroyaltee: Yes, I are lonely. I needs to nom some cheeseburgers.:(
@Bi: @_@ we serve the supreme ruler & dictator-for-life Mr. happy hearts.@.@
February 26th, 2009 at 7:03 am
It’s cause they know you’re an alien. You don’t belong here, planet-polluter!
February 26th, 2009 at 7:10 am
No. Its because YOU are the alien. I think I still have some photographs here hang on… :p
February 26th, 2009 at 7:27 am
YOU are.
Wait, what? What photos? o-o
February 26th, 2009 at 7:54 am
( ̄ー ̄) You’ll know the answer soon. heehee…
February 26th, 2009 at 8:04 am
… That sounds really ominous. >_>
STOP PLAYING ON PHOTOSHOP AND WORK! ;-;
February 26th, 2009 at 8:32 am
It’s not photoshop, they’re real pictures.
February 26th, 2009 at 10:07 am
-_- Suure.
February 27th, 2009 at 1:32 am
So If Mr. Happy Hearts really is umm happy - wouldn’t he be carrying a plushie to show he was happy and that he had a heart ?
Or maybe MR. Happy Hearts is an alien ?
An alien bent on World Domination?
o_O
Pirates don’t obey anyway.
February 27th, 2009 at 3:00 am
Aaannd….The “Alien” fight continues. You know, I think an alien would actually be pretty cool to meet. You should want to be an alien =P…That comes in peace, of course.
February 27th, 2009 at 10:38 am
So if Mr. Happy Heart was carrying a Happy Heart plushie, wouldn’t that plushie be also carrying its own plushie? We would have infinite recursion and the universe would collapse. (the method is also known as the “Droste effect”)
February 27th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I dunno! … O_O
February 27th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
X_X
Komori dizzy. Komori system not responding.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:19 am
@____@ … … … *finds bottle* … … *must resist* … … @____@ … … “Resistance is futile…”
March 2nd, 2009 at 1:45 pm
@azog, I think its like Hello Kitty having a pet Charmmy Kitty
*squints at GM_Cal with the bottle; shakes head*
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:51 am
I am confused.. Will this be a woeful effect or not? Ketchup-filled streets sounds yummy along with abby’s fries! But sticky on the other hand.. Hmmm.. Better bring along some fried chicken just in case… (@_@)
March 6th, 2009 at 5:14 am
… I don’t obey, I’m not even dizzy! xD
March 12th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
….Must….Obey….Mr. Happy Hearts….. @.@ Yummy fried chicken, fries and ketchup ^^
lilypop ^^