Tyranno here. Well, we finally bagged our first evildoer over the weekend! My hunch that bad guys would show during the weekend was right on the money! Mwahahahahahaha.

 Although… our first battle wasn’t exactly as glorious and action-packed as the great W.A.D. team expected. Stego, Brachy and I were walking down Main street to buy some watermelons (we love watermelons!) when we heard this ear-splitting *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!!!” Of course, being the heroes that we are, we quickly sprang into action (Stego stopped to look at a pretty butterfly for a second or so) and made a beeline towards the source of the horrified voice. When we reached the source, we saw a woman pointing at something. Her hands were shaking (she must’ve been really spooked) and was unable to speak. Not far away, we saw a little boy walking around the street naked.

Yes, our first evildoer was a naked boy.

As for me, I was really ready to bash heads but then again, I can’t bash the head of a boy… even a naked one. We walked towards the boy… slowly of course so we can sneak up on him. At first sight of us, the kid quickly bolted from us and we gave chase. I have to admit, the kid was pretty fast! It was like trying to catch a greased scotsman! Anyway, Brachy tripped over a couple of guys carrying boxes but not me and Stego.

“Stego, FastBall Special Move, NOW!”

The FBS is one of the earliest moves that we and Stego devised. What we do is Stego wraps his tail around me, spins a couple of time to gain momentum and then releases me, flinging me through the air at incredible speed. What better way to catch a fast running boy that to hurl an even faster Tyranno at him, right? The plan worked perfectly and I grabbed the boy as I zoomed past him. The only problem with the FBS is the landing… Stego and I haven’t figured it out yet. Good thing is, a couple of bushes broke my fall while I clutched the boy.

“What’s your name kid?”

“Let go of me! I didn’t do anything wrongggggg! Oh.. my name is Hesuke! and who might you be?”

“I’m Tyranno and that’s-”

“Stego and this is Brachy” said Stego as he and a knee-bruised Brachy followed.

I asked the boy why he wasn’t wearing any clothes. His answer was a complete melon-scratcher: “Oh, I just love being naked, that’s all… Is there anything wrong with it?”

What?!

We were surprised but being superheroes, we helped the boy by sending him to the nearest clothes store to buy him a shirt, a pair of shorts and of course, underwear. Haha! Mission complete!

Alright, the story of our first mission is a bit lame… nevertheless, superheroes don’t complain!

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