Melody: Nyaaaannnnnn!!! The wagon of treats all for you Daniel will not fit into the door! *pouting pouting pouting*
Me:…Look Mel, I need to go to Lily’s house-
Kitty: Lily?! Why is it now all about her? I thought you loved me daniel! *sobs and her cat mascara starts running*
Me: Uhh, honey, I do love you! and you know that! *cough cough cough*
Kitty: I know you seek that tall girl. What is it i’m not as skinny as she is? I’ll starve myself. The press’ll get a kick out of that..
Me: ?!?!?! WHAT? No-Kitty!-ughh…Well, you can come with me, there is..a Merry-go-round there…Romantic right..?
Kitty: Only if you’re a 3rd grader! (
which she is. Or how Sanrio portrays her xD)
Melody: *jumps on top of table*NYAAANNN!!!!! We’re going to the fair?! I looove the fair! it’s so great! will there be tea cups? can’t you imagine me on it spinning going wheeeeeeeeeee *spins* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kitty:Until my tears of a broken heart fill it up. Waahhhhhh!!!*Sobs even more*
Me: *looks at the craziness* WE’RE NOT GOING TO THE FAIR!!!!
Melody: *falls off table* @_____@ I don’t feel so good.
Me: *backs up*… How ’bout I get a trash can for you… Or, you can get it yourself…
Melody: @__@OoOoooOooooOookaay!! *wobbles*
Kitty: You help Melody, NOT ME? *Sobs*
Me: You’re not in trouble.
Kitty: That’s right, YOU’RE IN TROUBLE! *attacks with manicured claws*
Me: ahhh!!! *looks out kitchen door* Oooh Pink!..Why is she running away? COME BACK!!
Melody:…Is this a hammer or the handle to the bathroom door? I can’t tell. *throws hammer and hit’s door*
Me: My dad is not gonna like that *moans*