]I saw this in a book, somebody has probably done this before but I wanted to try to see if I could come up with 100 things….

1. I love to knit
2. I have one daughter
3. I would like to have more
4. I am social, but I am comfortable being alone (a.k.a. a social loner)
5. I can be goofy
6. I try not to be a beeyotch… but can be.
7. It takes a second to get on my bad side
8. I love tea
9. I am a Virgo
10. I love to read
11. I like to be comfy cozy
12. I like cute things
13. I like to collect cutesy stationary
14. I am a good cook, but don’t want anyone to know– they would expect me to cook
15. I can carry a grudge
16. I can be hard to please
17. but… I don’t expect people to do stuff for me
18. … and I am shocked when they do
19. I don’t think I will ever find true love
20. people think I am patient
21. …. but I am not
22. I have a Hello Kitty tattoo
23. I love men…
24. but get irritated easily by boyfriends when I am around them
25. I get along better with guys than women
26. None of my girlfriends are from the town I was born in
27. actually one is, but she is older than me
28. I was born in the same hospital, spent summers on the campus the hospital is on with Upward Bound, went to college on the same campus and now work for the university system on a different campus, but same system
29. I am adventurous to a degree
30. I am described as being sweet
31. I don’t always feel sweet
32. I have been a sucka for love
33. But I have always been commitphobic
34. I can be shy with people, especially guys I like
35. But can also be very outgoing with people I don’t know
36. I still watch Saturday morning cartoons and try not to schedule things during my toon time.
37. I have had a crush on a man for the last three years… I don’t think anything will ever happen with that
38. I finally realized that it is better to have NO man than to put up with a “meantime man” who you go out and you convince yourself that you have a good thing with until your good man shows
39. I have come to the sad conclusion that there are too many good women who put up with men’s dumb behavior because they have not come to #38 yet.
40. I also know that if more women came to #38, men would step up and improve thier game.
41. I worry about being a good mother
42. I worry that being a single mother will doom my daughter to stupid men
43. I get sad that her father is not able to understand how much of a POSITIVE influence he could be.
44. I wish she had at least one positive male role model in her life
45. But by following #38, I won’t be a bad example.
46. I cuss too much
47. I am cheap
48. … but I have special treats that I give my self like yarn or a special trip to Starbucks
49. I am nosy
50. my house has a lot of stuff in it.
51. Sometimes, I want another child
52. But I don’t want to do it alone… or with another dickhead
53. I get sad at the thought of not having another child.
54. I have changed from the person I was even 6 months ago (I’m a little meaner)…. and I LIKE it.
55. I have good friends
56. I am a good person
57. I believe in God
58. I look at all the wonderfullness around me and wonder how some can doubt him
59. I believe that Satan exists
60. I see all the evil around me and wonder how some can doubt that.
61. I love flowers
62. But suck at gardening
63. I love cheese
64. Stupid people bug me
65. I think there are a lot of stupid people

Okay… I am not a boring person, but I could only come up with this many.