My name is Tofu, I am 107 years old (blowing the candles on 12/20) I live in Alaska where I constructed my own igloo. I was in the military for 2 years befre I retired and became a profesional sky diver. I have now retired for a second time. In my spare time, I enjoy wrestling alligators and memorizing dictionairies and my favorite color is gurpellue. I speak fluent Russian, Lithuanian, Antartican, and English. I have also written the award-winning book “Dinner for One” And I am the lead singer in a band called “Vegetarian Sushi” I have been married 20 times.

And that is just about all you need to know. I hope that gave you at least one good laugh.