You know how life dangles you a carrot (okay, yeah, I mentioned a different fruit / vegetable on the title) whenever you’re trying to get ahead in life . . .

. . . and suddenly the carrot turns out to be a red herring.

I’d react pretty much just like lolcat did, right here:

Yeah. Really. Just like that.

Nuff said

Remember how icanhascheezburger has this lolcat builder that lets you come up with your very own lolcat for the price of a cute (or silly) cat photograph?

(well okay, it doesn’t have to be a cat, but you get what I mean)

It seems that Microsoft has caught on. Presenting the newest addition to the suite of MS office programs:

Don’t expect this to come up anytime soon, though. I hear that it still is in the beta stages, and the execs over at Microsoft are still trying to figure out the marketability of the expansion. Haha.

Now, back to your regular lolcat schedule!

You know the feeling of biting off more than you can chew? Or of going faster than you should? Well, here’s a lolcat telling us just why we should consider everything we do before jumping into the throng, so to speak:

Words of the wise from one so young.

To close my Lenten vigil, here’s another theme-oriented post for everybody:

Happy easter everybody.

Like most of my posts here, I’ll be letting the Lolcats do the talking:

Happy Easter to everybody!

Every year, Catholics have to go through a weeks-long period of pseudo-suffering and sacrifice called the lenten season. Why pseudo? Let Lolcat explain:

You can’t eat meat. Big deal. The way things are, this is more of an inconvenience than a sacrifice. But since fish and veggies of almost any persuation (does that even make sense?) are fair game, personal Lenten practices do little to show any religious devotion whatsoever.

Here’s something you don’t see beyond the age of eight:

Seriously. When was the last time you played in a fort and kept them women at bay just because they had different chromosomes? Haha!

Never rely on a cat. Never ever.

And now for something completely scientific.

Yes they aren’t cats. But they’re small, cute and furry. And I like scientific jokes. I like the Schrodinger’s Lolcat joke, for crying out loud.