I am a Redneck Pirate!

Love that corn cobb.

It’s sleeping… but it has a full health bar… and it doesn’t react when I hit it…

Oh, crap I must have broke it!  Hope Bacon don’t find out.  Guess I’ll just kick the carcase over into the pond…

- whistles while he walks away -

…(oops! I’m sorry… I meant I will cause a few Snapper to experience “temporary mobility impairment”… my new politically correct phrase I am introducing to the HKO community to help us all get along better!)…

on my way through and save the 2 in my storage for later.  After all, I may want to breed pets with those cards or something.

OK.  1 hour of mob fighting.  2 hours.  3 hours.  4 hours.  OK, what the heck is the problem?  I’ve smacked almost 2000 of these things and have absolutely no card at all to show for it!

I mean, Holy Snapper Batman!  How many of these things do I need to put down to get a lousy card?!?!   I complained and moaned and GM-Ben was patient and nice enough to explain to me that it is all about chance and luck - something I apparently lack in.

Well, about 2 minutes later, right about the time Bacon showed up for work,  I got 2 Cards in a row.  Uh, yeah… go figure!  I guess I could attribute my “luck” to him!

On the plus side, if I had some boiled water and melted butter, I could have a nice feast!

The creation of the first Pirate Guild… in case you can’t tell by the circles under Harlock’s eyes, I was up all night trying to accomplish this.

Some of the members of the original Founder’s Beta Pirate Guild… Aaarrrggghhh - the memories!!!

Hanging with Miss Elle - a Pirate to the core!

Some people have a house warming party - Tchan throws a house building party.  Who’s got the Pirate grog?

It’s Kitty’s 34th Birthday Party and I’m about to get my picture taken with her - I’m so excited I’m going to wee myself!!  Ooops…. too late.

Here are my wife, Serenitycat, and I at the party with our Guild’s mascot.  We kept trying to get him to eat some of the orderves, but he kept insisting on licking the bugs off the outside of the building.  Oh well… hope nobody tried to kiss him that night.

Strolling down the streets of London with my beautiful wife in hand.  Ah, love is in the air.

And here we are in London making perfect fools of ourselves.  OK, truth is, she’s perfect, and I’m just the fool.

And finally a picture of us down on the farm.  She really hates farming.  Really.  And I mean she really, REALLY hates farming.  Almost as bad as she hates the Patch o’ Doom.  And she hates that REALLY bad.

Well, thanks for letting me indulge in fond memories of times gone bye.

The Captain

www.hkopirateguild.com

We’ve updated a whole loot of item listings, resource listing, mob listings, etc, etc.

We’ve added little Flash games to play while you sit and heal your way through the Patch o’ Doom - such as Jewels (Bejeweled rip off), Word Search MX, Othello and many others!

We’ve added links to all the HKO hot spot sites like Aeria, Gloot, GoGame, the HKO forums, SanrioTown sites and lots of other important HKO Blogs and such… including this Blog!!

Come check us out!

The Captain

Doesn’t that just send shivers down your spine???  Come on by our website…

www.hkopirateguild.com

and check us out!  There’s an application for any of you who feel worthy to apply for admittance into the sea-worthiest Guild on the 7 HKO seas! 

 Aaarrrggghhh!

The Captain

My Booty is on Bacon’s Looty!

And avast!  There be Natalie, Bi and BelouStar about to board!  Quick, Serenitycat, drop the gang plank!  Oh, wait, that’s right.. they can simply use the stairs and the front door.  Silly me.

Guess Hello Kitty Didn’t Have as Much Fun on Her Birthday as We Did

Nothing Kills Your Dignity Like Being Killed by an Armadillo

I am Deffinitely Going to Need a Bigger Martini Glass

Spider Pirates, Spider Pirates - Do Whatever A Spider Pirate Can

Hope you enjoyed my sense of humor.  Hopefully there will be more to come.

The Captain

And, yes, fellow Pirates, that’s 2 of every available card!  Can you guess how I spent my off hours the last few days???

Gotta Catch’em All - POKEMON

Ahoy, mateys.  There be a new ship in our future.  Keep an eye posted on this here blog for more info… or, if ya only have one eye cause yer other’s got a patch on it, then ya best not keep that eye posted on the blog but rather get yer mate to let ya know what they read, that way you don’t go round bumpin’ into things… safety first, I always say.

By the way.. it’s me new banner.  I pirated it it from some other pirate’s blog…

I’m just writing to say, that after seeing our online-pal Otakutopian getting recognized for being a guy and an HKO player at the same time, I’m glad that us guys who risk ridicule and persecution to play an MMORPG that invloves cutsey, furry critters that don’t actually talk but communicate someway unknown to me, are finaly getting the respect we deserve… dang it.

Me hat and me wooden leg are off to ya, Otakutopian!

Arrgghh!

The Captain