What is the “Freebie 5″? (Taken from laineygossip.com)

“A concept inspired by Friends which I’ve called the Freebie Five - a list of 5 ‘unattainables’ you’d have permission to tap without consequence from your significant other should the opportunity arise. The key to the Freebie Five is fantasy, whatever turns your crank. My criteria, however, is also determined by celebrity. Two bit no-names, no matter how hot they are, don’t rank. Because while intelligence is optional, fame never is.Note also that the Freebie Five is NOT about a relationship. The Freebie Five is all about ONE night. Or two nights. In bed. Conversation optional but not required.”

So right now my 5 are as follows (but in no particular order :D):

1. David Beckham
2. Johnny Depp
3. Robert Downey Jr <– Newest Addic- err… Addition
4. Brad Pitt
5. Orlando Bloom

As a friends fan, I’ve had a “List” for a long time. (My bf has one too… which is good lol!) It’s changed over the years, so it has. Brad is getting old, but that makes him classic, right?

My mom & stepdad got back from England earlier this week where they were visiting for a wedding. My birthday came & went while they were there, so they brought me back some presents!

1) American - English / English - American dictionary

This is awesome! There’s some words for things for one that are different in the other. For example:

Hamburger Bun (Ame.) = Bap (Eng)
Suspenders(Ame) = Braces (Eng)
Garter = Suspenders (Eng)

2) Mini Battenburgs!

Battenbergs are checkered sponge cakes sandwiched together with apricot jam then wrapped in an almond flavored paste. Mmm.

3) MONKEY! Anyone that’s enjoyed a cup of PG Tips tea will know who Monkey is. My Monkey has suction cups on his hands so you could stick him to a window. I’m going to keep him next to my keyboard since one of his stickers is warped.

Monkey with my cup of tea. (PGTips of course!)

Not much to say but here’s my entry:

http://video.sanriotown.com/video/ae3d4dfa177b678d

A warlock walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a glass of beer and starts relaxing, when all of a sudden, a paladin walks in and sits next to him. He turns to look at the warlock and says: ‘Hey buddy, conjure me up something to drink,’

The warlock raises an eyebrow and looks to the paladin, clearly confused. He set his bottle down and spoke, slowly, and clearly, so as not to confuse the paladin.

‘You want me to summon water? Buddy, you’ve got the wrong person…’

With that said, he returned to his drink. However, the paladin spoke up once again.

‘Well if you can’t conjure me up something to drink, can you at least conjure me up something to eat?’

The warlock sighed heavily and set his drink down, turning once again to face the paladin.

‘If I can’t conjure you something to drink, what makes you think I could conjure you something to eat? You clearly need a mage, now stop bothering me.’

The warlock returned to his drink, only to find the paladin nudging his shoulder.

‘Oh I’m sorry,’ the paladin said mockingly. ‘I thought you had something to offer to someone other than yourself.’

The warlock smoothly rose from his seat, grabbed his bottle of beer, and swung it hard, smashing the paladin full in the face. The paladin collapsed on the floor amidst a shower of beer, blood, shards of glass, and shattered pride, groaning in pain. The warlock tossed the broken neck of the bottle on the floor, and smoothed his robes.

‘Oh I’m sorry,’ he said with a smile. ‘I thought you could tank.’
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R-O-F-L-M-A-O *cries* Hilarious

Poor cat, but it’s funny nonetheless.

I made this chococat winamp skin to go with a Chococat wallpaper I  had.

Nifty!

If you’d like to use it, download it & save it in

C:\Program Files\Winamp\Skins

Download Here

I”m just giving this a test run, no worries